I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*

Welcome to the Pebble Version Forums! It's quite a nice community here.
I'm Faustgy, but some people call me Faus, Faust, or some other name they could think of. I'm more of a lurker, but I do tend to hang out a lot in the RP section.

For the record, no one here would ask you for your private information. So don't worry about being asked about your real name, if that's what you were referring to. And I don't think there's much to be embarrassed about. If you really want a username change, though, I think you can PM the admin, Josiah, about that. I vaguely recall some members who had their usernames changed.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay here.

Good day and welcome!

I am known as PoisonWing14, but most here call me Poison. A pleasure to meet you. I am that random tomboy of the forums that may, or may not, disappear for a day or more at times. My native habitat in these forums is the Game Time section, much like Marley.

I shall be the first to warn you that these introductory threads can get somewhat strange. I do hope you don't get scared off by us. Don't worry, most of us won't bite.

So enjoy your stay, have fun, watch out for flying sandwiches and velociraptors with tubas, don't waste your lanturn, and don't talk to the barrels. You can't trust them.