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Post by Aquanta »

I will kill the farmer that touches my milk.


If i was a shadow...
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Time will tell, as things come
Come to it all, will never end
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You will never know what my pain is untill its too late. Never for my heart to fall in pieces as with the blood that drips.


Du kummt..........

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Post by Fantasylion »

...you would freak people out? XD

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Post by Redheero »

...I'd decimate Tokyo.

If I were a pokemon.....
See you in heaven, one day.<br><br>*singing* Coke, Coke, Coke, Cherry Coke Coke Coke.<br><br>Read my comic Blues Rhapsody: Redux <a href='http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhapsody/' target='_blank'>http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhaps ... r><br>"Did I just kill a gay clown?" Yugioh: The Abridged version
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Post by Fantasylion »

I woulda caught you by now xP

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Post by Redheero »

...I'd of shot myself long ago.

If I were asleep...
See you in heaven, one day.<br><br>*singing* Coke, Coke, Coke, Cherry Coke Coke Coke.<br><br>Read my comic Blues Rhapsody: Redux <a href='http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhapsody/' target='_blank'>http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhaps ... r><br>"Did I just kill a gay clown?" Yugioh: The Abridged version
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Post by Fantasylion »

..then you wouldn't be here.

If I were a dog..
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Post by Redheero »

...I'd eat my tail.

If I were a picle...
See you in heaven, one day.<br><br>*singing* Coke, Coke, Coke, Cherry Coke Coke Coke.<br><br>Read my comic Blues Rhapsody: Redux <a href='http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhapsody/' target='_blank'>http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhaps ... r><br>"Did I just kill a gay clown?" Yugioh: The Abridged version
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Post by Fantasylion »

...I'd be....pickly.

If I were a suicidal cow....
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Post by Redheero »

...they wouldn't call me mad anymore.

If I was the Easter Bunny...
See you in heaven, one day.<br><br>*singing* Coke, Coke, Coke, Cherry Coke Coke Coke.<br><br>Read my comic Blues Rhapsody: Redux <a href='http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhapsody/' target='_blank'>http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhaps ... r><br>"Did I just kill a gay clown?" Yugioh: The Abridged version
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Post by Fantasylion »

...I would like eggs a lot more than I really do o.o

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Post by Blastotoise »

You'd be in my siggy.

If i was lord zenu...
Weepitang - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Steel; Abilities: Clear Body, Chlorophyll; Attacks: Take Down, Vine Whip, Psychic, Wrap. Level 17

............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15

Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5

Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8

Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5

Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer


Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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Post by Redheero »

...Oh the feasting I would do.

If I had a penny...
See you in heaven, one day.<br><br>*singing* Coke, Coke, Coke, Cherry Coke Coke Coke.<br><br>Read my comic Blues Rhapsody: Redux <a href='http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhapsody/' target='_blank'>http://www.nerdramblingz.com/bluesrhaps ... r><br>"Did I just kill a gay clown?" Yugioh: The Abridged version
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Post by Fantasylion »

...I would throw it at people.

If I were a super cool spy person of death....
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Post by Blastotoise »

James bond would shoot you because you stole his job

....If i was Mario...
Weepitang - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Steel; Abilities: Clear Body, Chlorophyll; Attacks: Take Down, Vine Whip, Psychic, Wrap. Level 17

............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15

Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5

Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8

Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5

Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer


Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.

So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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Post by Fantasylion »

...I would overuse the words, "Mama Mia!"

If I were a puppy....
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