If I Were...Then I...

Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:44 am

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If I was not sorry...

Post by **Silver** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:45 am

Then I would've posted 'were' instead of 'was'.

If I were capable of remembering the difference between 'then' and 'than'...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:01 am

than I would put 'than' in front which I'm going to do anyway because Opal kinda scares me.(jk)

If I were completely crazy...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:25 am

Then I would listen to nothing but Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica.

If I only had a brain...

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:33 am

then I would see how smart it is

If I were an elf...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:12 am

then I'd be really short and be forced to make toys all day when I really want to be a dentist.

If I were Guybrush Threepwood...

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 11:13 am

I would kill everybody

if I were a troll....

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:58 pm

then I would kill everybody.

If I were to mysteriously disappear...

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:02 pm

then I wouldn't care

If I were a half elf, half troll....

Post by **Simsmagic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:10 pm

I'd commit seppuku.

If I commited seppuku...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:34 pm

then I wouldn't care. *sandwich'd*

If I were to stop copying people...

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:33 am

Then I be liked by more people.

If I were to revive every game on this forum...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:57 am

Then it would get annoying to casual posters because there would be a thousand of those orange "new post" images on their screen.

If I were to actually care...

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:19 am

then I would tell a mod

If I were a turtwig...

Post by **Atma** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:25 pm

You'd get stomped by my Torterra.

If I were a transformer.