If I Were...Then I...

Post by **Celebifly** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:56 pm

(Gotta stop making games, but since all the new members like them so much, might as well make another!)

Welcome to the game 'If I Were....Than I..."

This is how the game would be played. First the first poster would post something like 'If I were an asternaut' than the second poster would post what they would do if there were an asternaut.
ei;
Poster #1: If I were an asternaut....
Poster #2: I'd live on the moon!

Better example (Just doing an example! Gotta use names!)
Celebifly: If I ruled the world...
Silver: I'd make it illigal to say 'should of, would of, or could of' than Silver would post 'If I were....etc etc'

Got it?

If I had a million dollars....

Silver: I claim this topic in the name of grammar! ...And by that I mean I changed the name because it was wrong. 'Than' is for comparisons, 'then' is for times and results.

Post by **Silver** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:58 pm

I'd bribe Congress to make it illegal to say 'should of', 'would of', or 'could of'.

If I were a man with gills...

Post by **Shadowman** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:58 pm

I'd go to my nearest Aquatoid recruitment center.

If I had a power level of over 9000...

Post by **Silver** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 11:59 pm

I'd cause Vegeta to crush the scouter.

If I were duct taped to the wall...

Post by **Shadowman** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:01 am

(But Celebifly starter with "If I had"...)

Then I'd look quite stupid.

If I was an acorn...

Post by **Simsmagic** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:01 am

I'd hang from a tree.

If I were living in a bowl of soup...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:21 am

It'd be rather cramped.

If I were living in a giant bowl of soup...

Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:30 am

You'd be a goldfish

If I was the king of the world...

Post by **Celebifly** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:31 am

THAN I'd change my title to 'queen of the world'

If I were living with monkies...

Post by **Silver** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:32 am

I probably wouldn't know enough to correct Opal's spelling of 'then' and 'monkeys'.

If I weren't a grammar nazi...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:35 am

(then you'd be a spelling nazi, like Stevenson...)
I'd work for a box making company.

If I had decided to actually make sense...

Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:36 am

U wld type lk this. Lol!!!1!1!

If I weren't 15...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:39 am

I would be 16 and able to drive. (and one part of that is correct.)

If I were 7 feet tall...

Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:40 am

Dirk Novitzki would still own you.

If I were of Irish descent...

Post by **Celebifly** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:43 am

PLEASE PLAY THE GAME RIGHT!
EACH SENTENCE HAS TO START WITH 'IF I WERE...' SECOND SETENCE HAS TO START WITH 'THAN I...'
If not, I'm gonna delete this thread if you guys can't play it right (getting really picky about my games >>)

I apologize for not doing that at the very beginning, but I'm half asleep, but I corrected myself in my next post.