Cyberspace RP

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:15 am

"Suddenly I'm glad I wasted so much of my life playing Half-Life 2. BAM, shottie'd!" Troy randomly killed a zombie. "Hey look, a mall! Could this get any more cliched?"
"And to answer the girl's question, I mean you can use your powers in cyberspace. When you're in the game, you need to play by the rules."
"Why are you explaining this to us now?"
"I was busy watching the 4Kids dubs of One Piece and Yu-Gi-Oh!. They are much better than the oridginal japanese versions."
"Wow... These guys are evil."

Post by **Silver** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:30 am

"...I don't care that I don't have hands... You talk that way about One Piece and Yu-Gi-Oh, you die!" Silver fired the magical shotgun that can be operated with feathers a number of times and seemed to hit a zombie with each shot. "Heh... looks like being a crazy obsessed Usopp fan has benefits after all."

Post by **Kaida** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:57 am

"I'm going to have to majorly agree with Silver on this one dude!" Kaida said loudly somehow getting hold of two shotguns and firing at any and all zombies, somehow magically reloading them too. "You are so dead meat for saying that about One Piece and Yu-Gi-Oh."

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:21 pm

"Because of what you said about the japanese version of Yu-gi-oh, I won't be easy on you. and because Ryan could break the rules, so can I." Gar said to the voice in the sky. Then he turned to a random zombie "ok zombie, show me what you got. AMAZING PSYCHIC POWERS, AWAY!" the zombie then started pummiling the other zombies like they were rag dolls "dance puppit, dance!

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:50 pm

"Fine! I get it! Just ignore the omnipotent voice, right? You jerks!"
"Yo, omnipotent guy. We killed all the zombies."
"What?!? But they were fast zombies!"
"That just made them run into the shotgun blasts instead of shambling."
"Fine, you win, you bunch of stupid jerks. Now get out of here. Shoo. Am-scray. Skiddadle. I'll even open a portal."

A large circle of light appeared on a wall.
"Ugh, I'lll never watch Dawn of the Dead again for the rest of my life once I get out of here." The group went through the portal and ended up... In a blank room with no walls or windows.

"HAHAHA, LOSERS!!! I can't believe you fell for that!" The portal closed behind them.
"What? Oh come on, thats just cheap."
"Yeah it is, but now you will be trapped here forever!!! MUHAHAHA!!! Hey, what are you doing?" Ryan had blown a big hole in the wall with his lazer, and thhat they were alerady leaving through it. "Hey, come on guys! I was only kidding! Should've Lazer-proofed the walls... Hey, come back!"
...
"I'm so lonely."

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:53 pm

"Oh, guys, I have something to tell you."
"Well, what is it?" Ryan asked
"I know where the ad-bot H.Q. is!"
"You do! where?"
"Well, when I was taking control of that zombie, I had access to his mind, and he knows where the H.Q. is, which means that I know where it is!"
"Just tell us already!" silver impatiently demanded.
"Ok, ok, pushy arn't we. There H.Q. is at the serebii.net forums!
.....
"Come on people, lets go!"

Post by **Simsmagic** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 6:26 pm

Well that makes sense I guess. I wonder why they would attack us then though?

Post by **Kaida** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:19 am

The group was sent flying across cyberspace to land in Neopets. "We got bounced back" Kaida said as she looked around.
"And they probebly attack us because of all the hate-posts on the forums and the site-that-must-not-be-named thing. For all we know they could have flocks of swellow coming after us right now."

Post by **Simsmagic** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:01 am

Probably, but wait, let's think for a minute. What if the spambots aren't the ones behind all of this?I mean, it could be someone that wants to use the Internet for malicious purposes such as cyber robbery. Did anyone think of that? As Ryan was speaking, everybody noticed there was something different, they couldn't put their finger on it, but something was definetely different about Ryan...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:52 am

"You're acting kind of weird, Ryan... ARE YOU A SPY FOR THE SPAMBOTS?!?"
"Huh?!?"
"GET 'IM!!!" Troy jumped on Ryan.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:52 am

{{By permission of Doodleshark...}}
Name: Poik Spirit
Gender: Male
Appearance: Currently: tall, dark brown hair, hazel eyes, glasses, baggy clothes, 16 year old.
Powers: Barely controlled spontaneous combustion, the abilty to wield nothing-chucks and typo hammers.
Personality: ... ME...-ish
Font colour: green

"Okay, I'm coming.. Yes I remembered that I have Driver's Ed. this morning... Hold on, my Permit's by the computer." Poik was running late for his third behind the wheel, Driver's Ed. lesson. As he walked into the computer room he noticed that his computer screen, which had the Mafia game loaded from last night had now what looked somewhat like one of those "You are the ###th visitor" spams, except that in big blinking letters in the middle it said "Target found. Particle conversion sequence initiated."
"What the-Molly, have you been messing with my computer again?" Before he even finished the sentence he noticed the door into the kitchen seemed much more distant, and his chair was suddenly in front of him. Turning around he saw a jumble of pop-ups. "not again..." Dodging behind quite a few of them, he finally reached the main window. Looking up he saw that Neo was in fact the Mafia, and that we had won that round before the page blanked out and the words "redirecting to Neopets.com" appeared instead. Immediately, he started writhing in excruciating pain as his body is disassembled and was taken through the internet connection small bit by small bit. (I hate dial-up)
Suddenly, in front of the group, there appeared an extremely pixilated version of a person, which, slowly, loaded into a *see description above*. After fully transfering over the internet, Poik gasped for breath and rested his hands on his knees to prevent himself from falling. Looking up he saw a familiar face. "Silver", he said in between gasps, "what the heck...?" Regaining his breath, Poik stood up straight, and, trying to make sense of his surroundings, asked, "Does that mean the rest of you are from the Pebbleversion forums too?"

{{Eh. if you guys decide it's too late to join I can edit this post out.}}

Post by **auragongal** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:07 am

"No duh detective"said Liv.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:10 am

"Hey poik. Im Gar, and I was just about to go into ryan's mind to see whats wrong with him untill you showed up. But don't worry, I can still do it and where is he?" Gar asked, scraching his head, confused.

Post by **auragongal** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:23 am

"Hello poikspirit. I'm liv. But you know me as auragongal." Liv said slightly annoyed.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 11:43 am

"Well, this is odd. I don't suppose you guys know whats happening... Hey, how did you know I was Poik?" Poik said, just before noticing that he had spontaneously burst into flames. "Oh. Anyway, what's going on?"