Cyberspace RP

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:37 pm

OK OK YOU HAVE OUR ATTENTION!! Ryan yelled through the loud noise WE'LL LISTEN TO YOU, JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!

Post by **auragongal** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:02 pm

"OKAY! Alright boys, you can stop now."
the sound stopped and the vikings scampered away.
"Sorry about that, I'm Liv, but I'm also known as auragongal.So as far as I know I can summon my characters or at least the chipmunk vikings. I'll just shut up now."

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:04 pm

"...Okay then. Let's-" Troy was interrupted by a pop-up right next to him. It read You are this website's 999,999th visitor! Click to receive your prize!
"Wtf?" (Actually pronounced as 'wtf'. And yes I do say that sometimes.) More pop-ups appeared and began to advance on the group. "Um... how good of an idea does running sound right about now?"

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:05 pm

Go go, I'll catch up. Ryan said as he began firing at the x's on the pop-ups.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:16 pm

"Okay, bye." Troy poked the Firefox icon with his foot. A hole opened in it, and he jumped in.

"Oof." Troy landed in desert village filled with huts. Suddenly, a bunch of people in ski masks and S.W.A.T. uniforms with guns appeared and started shooting each other.
"OhGodohGodohGod!" Troy ducked behind a nearby building and watched on in horror as the people began to leet-speak.
"omg pwnd"
"j00 n00bs suxx0rz"
"u suxx0rz lol"
"What the heck is this?!? Why am I in a village with a bunch of leet-speaking terrorists and S.W.A.T. guys?!?" Troy took a moment for the realization to sink in.

"Oh, crap," he groaned, "I'm in Counter Strike!"

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:15 pm

"Lucky for us, my computer has pop-up bloker! Pop-up Bloker, Away!" Gar fired something that looked like a bazooka at all the pop-ups, making them go away. "Now, lets go help Troy, before anyone else does something stuped on my computer!"

Everybody then found themselves next to Troy, in a desert. "Uh, troy, where are we?"

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:27 pm

That works. Hey, I've never been here before... A desert? Oh, 1337 speakers, don't worry, I know how to handle them. Ryan walked up to them and cleared his voice:
Y0 p30p|3, 4ny0n3 kn0w wh3r3 70 f1nd 7h3 4d-b07 h34dqu4r73r5?
One walked foreward and said: Y34h, 1 kn0w wh3r3 17 15, bu7 1'm n07 ju57 601n6 70 73|| y0u, y0u h4v3 70 d0 50m37h1n6 f0r m3.
Umm, if you don't understand, he said that we have to do something for him, and then he'll tell us where the ad-bot place is.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:45 pm

"While your at it, ask him if he know's where spam-bot central is. And don't ask me to go into there minds as well because they probably think in 1337 speak"

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:55 pm

BTW, d0 y0u kn0w wh3r3 7h3 5p4m-b07 c3n7r4| 15 700?
Dud3, 5p4m-b07 c3n7r4| 15 4d-b07 c3n7r4|. 7h3y d0n'7 |1k3 70 r3f3r 70 7h3r p0575 45 5p4m. Ju57 4d5.
He said something like spam-bot central is ad-bot central, they just don't like their ads to be referred to as spam.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:19 pm

"I think I know how to speak there laungage now" He turned to the guy in the guy in the S.W.A.T. uniform and said, "5o, wh47 do U w4nt u5 7o do?"
"wh47 d|d y0u 54y?"
"uh, Ryan, you can take it from here."

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:25 pm

Using Ryan as a translator, the group eventually figure out that the ad-bot are controlling the terrorist team, and that they need to help the counter-terrorist team own them.

New Round Start!

"Okay... um... how do we get weapons? Erm... Bullpup?" The gun appeared in Troy's hands. "That's pretty handy."

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:46 pm

"uh, uh, E-11blaster rifle?" The blaster suddenly appeared, strapped on Gar's chest. "I knew my love and knowledge for Star Wars would come in handy one day! by the way, where are we?"

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:00 pm

"I believe the map is called 'de_dust'." This immediately sparked several phrases such as "dust rulz", "dust sux",
"u suxx0rz", and "ur mom suxx0rz".
"How did you get that thing? It's not... Oh, what the hell. Timesplitter Plasma Rifle."

Post by **Simsmagic** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:10 pm

Thank you Runescape.
I'll just use my lazer and set it to "Kill" mode. Wait, since when did my lazer have a kill mode? I've never noticed!

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:47 pm

"Ok, sliver, kaida, auragongal, stay here, Ryan, Troy, lets get em." Gar then leaped away from the building, shooting almost everything in his sight. "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!"