The Good Advice Game

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:58 am

only on guitar strings.

Don't lie...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat May 26, 2007 11:56 am

if someone near you can read minds. Or, if they're like, your mom.

Don't curse in front of God...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:30 pm

...or he'll ban you from heaven!

Never apply for American Idol...

Post by **Silver** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:49 pm

if you're not on drugs and have never had plastic surgery. Those are two traits shared by most people America Idolizes.

Don't feed the plants...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:56 pm

...hot chocolate.

Don't give a mouse a cookie...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:09 am

It will want more.

Give it more or else...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:41 pm

...Dang, I forget that book.

Never eat yellow grapes or...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:27 pm

purple sponges, they aren't quite ripe yet.

Don't play baseball in the street...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:30 pm

...there are storm drains and cars there.

Always eat your vegetables...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:51 pm

for they make your face green!

Never read the newspaper comics or...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:52 pm

...you will be giggling for the rest of the day.

Don't touch broken glass...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:53 pm

or you shall get an owwie. OW.

Never eat the Doodleshark or...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:54 pm

...THE DOODLESHARK WILL EAT YOU BACK!!! MWRAAAA!!!

Pay attention in school...

Post by **Cheezdude** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:55 pm

or the evil thingy shall get you. AH.

Never moo...

Post by **Doodleshark** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:56 pm

...or else you will be shipped out to a farm.

Never say you hate your job too loudly...