Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:05 pm

fortunately, they were kidding about killing you

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:52 pm

unfortunately, they weren't just kidding about turning you into one of them.

Post by **Silver** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:57 pm

Fortunately, you do such a good zombie impression that you manage to convince them you're already one of them.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:00 pm

Unfortunately, they eventually find out from the lack of rotting on you.

Post by **Giga-Gar** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:51 pm

fortunately, you are a good monster movie makeup artest, whose specialty is zombies

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:58 pm

Unfortunately, you can't get the zombie smell down pat.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat May 26, 2007 1:31 am

Fortunately, zombies can't smell anyway so it doesn't matter.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:49 am

Unfortunately one of the zombies caught you putting on your zombie make-up.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat May 26, 2007 2:09 pm

Fortunately, you hit him with a chair.

Post by **Silver** » Sat May 26, 2007 2:10 pm

Unfortunately, he sues.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat May 26, 2007 2:41 pm

Fortunately, you have a good lawyer and you win.

Post by **Keenarnor** » Sat May 26, 2007 3:33 pm

Unfortunately that was all only a dream

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sat May 26, 2007 4:28 pm

Fortunately, because it was a dream, the universe was never destroyed!

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat May 26, 2007 9:33 pm

Unfortunately, your dream comes true.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun May 27, 2007 11:52 am

Fortunately, it only comes true in your favorite TV show.