Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Shadowman** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:43 pm

Fortunately Ner-Zhul teach you how to mind control the local wildlife for your own twisted purpose.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Thu May 03, 2007 5:29 pm

Unfortunately, that doesn't help you in any way.

Post by **Shadowman** » Thu May 03, 2007 5:32 pm

Fortunately, it hinder others.

Post by **Tre** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:03 pm

Unfortunately, it doesn't hinder them enough to kidnap you and throw you in an old abandoned mine

Post by **Simsmagic** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:13 pm

Fortunately, the mine is rich in rare, priceless plutonian crystals, and there's only one guard that you could easily take down.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri May 04, 2007 3:36 pm

Unfortunately, carrying all those crystals is a huge pain.

Post by **Keenarnor** » Fri May 04, 2007 4:04 pm

Fortunately you can make them light weight if you say the magic words

Post by **Josiah** » Fri May 04, 2007 11:23 pm

Unfortunately, you don't know the words.

Post by **Silver** » Sat May 05, 2007 10:50 am

Fortunately, they're conveniently written on the wall.

Post by **Tre** » Sat May 05, 2007 11:57 am

Unfortunately, It's written in MARTIAN.

Post by **Kaida** » Sat May 05, 2007 12:09 pm

Fortunatly you can now read Martian

Post by **Silver** » Sat May 05, 2007 12:30 pm

Unfortunately, the words are still really hard to pronounce.

Post by **Kaida** » Sat May 05, 2007 12:34 pm

Fortunatly you have a 'Guide to pronoucing Martian' book handy

Post by **Josiah** » Sun May 06, 2007 12:40 am

Unfortunately, you still pronounce them wrong which causes the Martians to arrest you for improper use of their language.

Post by **Simsmagic** » Sun May 06, 2007 1:33 am

Fortunately, you manage to snag a small crystal.