Vending Machine Fight!

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:36 am

*sighs, pulls out "Limb Severing for Dummies", rips out a page, paper cuts ybaka off and into a couple thousand pieces, paper cuts any crossbow bolts that get near, and goes in for the kill on that crossbow.*

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:40 am

*Sits in a cafe in France while my Amazons go on another rampage.*

Post by **Silver** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:11 pm

*Uses shredder on the 'y-baka' attached to Poik's name* No suffixes for you!

Post by **auragongal** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 11:59 am

awwww killjoy. *goes into rampage mode with the sludgehammer. Numberman blows up stuff with dicebombs. Dwarves go on rampage with me. tinkerbell grants me the ability to fly so I can give bloody scale shurikin death from above.*

anything else?

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:05 pm

Yes, *scribbles on

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Post by **Josiah** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:06 am

*Cheats Poik out of his life savings by selling him half a game.*

Post by **auragongal** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:09 am

*BLOODY SCALE SHURIKIN DEATH FROM ABOVE TO POIKRON!Oh! and natural twenty added to my aim.*
MWHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!
yeah, I'm doing the death from above while evilly laughing

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:57 pm

*feels bad at lack of life savings (that's right Josiah, you stole nothing), but is glad his college savings were untouched.* Poikron? I was just getting used to Poiky-bacon... *blocks shurikins with

then use knowledge from "really long title book" to calm down auragongal*

Post by **auragongal** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:13 am

*my rage has added power and speed to the bloody scale shurikins thus, destroying

and natural twenty +aim means I can't miss and they're homed in on POIKRON* or shuould I call you Pork spirit? *uses sludge hammer on POIKRON. and the white mages use their own hammers to beat up POIKRON*

Post by **Shadowman** » Tue May 01, 2007 5:35 am

*Sic a lame boss character with fur on Silver*

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:18 pm

Technically, you can miss if I use a tower shield, but then I cannot attack that turn, but I don't need to with everyone who's ever said "nothing can stop me now" *uses a broken vending machine as an improvised tower shield because apparently I'm a drunken master... and sends out everyone who's ever said "Nothing can stop me now" to attack auragongal*
Wouldn't be the first time I was called pork spirit... the most annoying time? yes.

Post by **auragongal** » Thu May 03, 2007 5:38 am

I can fly stupid. *gets out my favorite weapon, the crossbow and combine the bloody scale shurikens and crossbow ammo((what, the ammo always comes with the ranged weaopon.)) and fires,*

Post by **Josiah** » Thu May 03, 2007 1:09 pm

* Buries simsmagic in a mountain of nuts.*

Post by **Simsmagic** » Thu May 03, 2007 3:53 pm

*teleports out using cheat codes*
*launches Emporer Neo, a magikarp, Silver's evil clone gold, and Silver himself at Josiah*

Post by **auragongal** » Fri May 04, 2007 5:13 am

*flies to the top of the eiffiel tower*Josiah dropped France on the battle feild and the pizza stand I found is under the tower and well, hehehe new base of operations!*snipers people with crossbow and white mages casts their most powerful spell on the tower sheild and that gives me clear shaots at Poiky- the moron -baka*