Shadowman! I'm calling you out!

Post by **Atma** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:18 pm

*Atma enters the ring to the tune of "Enemy" by Fozzy*

SHADOWMAN! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! THE TIME HAS COME WHERE WE SETTLE OUR DIFFERENCES ONCE AND FOR ALL! THAT'S WHY THIS SUNDAY, YOUR CANDY ASS IS GOING TO GET THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME WHEN WE GO TO HELL IN A CELL! UNLESS YOU'RE NOT TOO SCARED, THEN WE CAN GO AHEAD AND SETTLE IT RIGHT HERE AND NOW! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME DOWN HERE IN WHATEVER SHORTBUS YOU RODE TO SCHOOL ON TODAY! SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

Post by **Shadowman** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:15 pm

Post by **Atma** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:30 pm

No? NO?! What kind of candy assed answer is that? No? The great one demands a challenge and you're too scared to accept? There's your hero ladies and gentleman! Nothing but a wimpy little Jabroni! "I dun wanna fight Atma, he'd kick mah ass!" Of course I would! That's how the game is played! I bring the whuppin! You bring the candy ass of yours. It's real simple! No yiffing whatsoever, but that's fine! That's fine! That's the only kind of thing I should expect from facing a pile of monkey crap like yourself!

Post by **Keenarnor** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:08 pm

So the point of this "fight" is just to beat the crap out of Shadowman?

why?

Post by **Atma** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:10 pm

Keenarnor wrote:So the point of this "fight" is just to beat the crap out of Shadowman? why?

Because history must repeat itself! Me and Shadowman go waaaay back! Even to when we were babies. This is baby Shadowman:"My diaper...Is that. Damn. Wet!" And here's baby Atma:"Get yo stanky ass outta dis cwib!" And then baby Shadowman gets a rattle shoved up his ass! WHAM!

Post by **Keenarnor** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:11 pm

Haha okaaaay I'm stayin out of this one. Good luck to whoever

Post by **Shadowman** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:37 pm

I think Atma is:
A)Being himself.
B)On drugs.
C)About to get a warning from Josiah due to calling me a "pile of monkey crap".

Post by **Meyou** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:04 pm

I think Atma has an obsession with asses made of candy.

Post by **Atma** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:43 pm

Shadowman wrote:A)Being himself.

Actually, I'm being The Rock. Wrestling has that kind of effect.

Shadowman wrote:B)On drugs.

And you say I should get a warning? You need to learn to take a joke yiffy.

Shadowman wrote:C)About to get a warning from Josiah due to calling me a "pile of monkey crap".

*See above.

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:10 pm

I think Atma has been watching way too much professional wrestling... And, for the record, I'd like all challenges to be agreed upon either in the OOC thread or in PMs before starting a battle thread. So anyway, if Shadowman doesn't want to fight I'll lock this soon.

Post by **Shadowman** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:12 pm

No, I don't accept that challenge.

Post by **Silver** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:00 pm

Well, if nothing else, I found this topic to be rather amusing. Probably because it reminded me so much of the behavior of four years olds, which is rather amusing.

Post by **Shadowman** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:04 pm

Silver has a point there.

Post by **Keenarnor** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:42 pm

Silver wrote:Well, if nothing else, I found this topic to be rather amusing. Probably because it reminded me so much of the behavior of four years olds, which is rather amusing.

Yep, reminds me of my little bro, only he calls me meanie poopy butthead(which is funny because he is 11 years old XD)