Vending Machine Fight!

Post by **Silver** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:16 pm

I didn't want to put this in the RP Battles section because it isn't quite that formal, but here goes...

You fight using the items you got from the Vending Machine game! (Which I have, conveniently, been keeping track of! Everyone's inventory is posted below) It's just all out battle - asterisk style, we don't ned a real roleplay-type fight - with only one rule. You can't steal from anyone else. I don't care how much you want Neo's rubber duck, it's his and you can't have it.

So no, you can't participate if you don't have at least one item from the vending machine... however, should you post there and get an item in the near future, you can join in next round. Everyone else's inventory will be updated then too.

The rounds'll work basically like the Thingy game... I'll just post from time to time and declare a winner based on whoever seems to be kicking the most tail and taking the most names. Though I may post in between the beginning and end, just to throw you guys off.

Current point tally:
Poik - 2
Neo - 1
Sims - 2
Opal - 1
Josiah - 5
Tre - 1
Auragon - 1
Shadowman - 1
Doodleshark - 1
Cheesey - 1
The N00b - 1
Silver - 2
BFC - -1

Josiah:
lotsa zinc
Paper Mario
a donut
a file cabinet ful of files
an ice cube
a worm and some sand
your DNA
paper

Gar:
bad grammar
a toe
a necklace
a puzzle of your pricekess family photo
a right shoe
a wire
a Thermal Container
a leech
a paradox box

BFC:
a tortilla
65% of a soda
noodles
a lot of refined beans
some ice
a cartridge
a six pack of soda
saturn's ring
a copy of Pokemon Gold
Scrambled Pixels
poked
an eraser
a warning

The N00b:
1337
a soda
an empty soda can
a Cup of Tea
a recording of the Spam song
frowns
a small fire
thunder
a clone
a robotic mouse
$1
a bunch of broken glass

Saber:
Pi, in celebration of Pi day

Cheezdude:
some mozarella

Sira:
apple juice
milk
a cacao bean
some ketchup
a log
an empty bag
a bathing suit
a bowling pin
a plastic vase
tickets to Carrot Top
a baseball cap made out of a bottle
a pillow

Dice:
a Pi pie
a lion
C-3PO
milk

Phonox:
a clock
rubix: Robots for everyone
wine
some Viagra
a pcket of top ramen
$1.17... in pennies
a skirt
a wad of gum
a rag
a cup-o-soup
a shiny staraptor
el libro, "Don Quixote"
a Burger!...but it doesn't have any pickles
Pepsi
yok

Poik:
a fine for possessing dangerous substances
clipped toes

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:59 pm

*bashes Auragongal across the head with his "cheap scape" sign*

Post by **Josiah** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:20 am

*Uses some of the million dollars to hire ninjas who procede to attack everyone else.*

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:07 am

*uses his sign to beat up the ninja that's after him*

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:09 am

*Drops a new vending machine on a ninja's head*

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:29 am

*tosses his sign at Poik*

Post by **Shadowman** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:42 pm

*Use a kitten to shield myself from the ninjas*

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:23 pm

*blocks the sign with a taillow* who knew those were good for something? *throws a Neo at Neo*

Post by **auragongal** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:47 pm

*force feeds super hotdog man to neo zanther twice*

Post by **Shadowman** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:47 pm

*Give arthritis to auragongal*

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:01 pm

*gives osteoporosis to auragongal*

Post by **auragongal** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:23 pm

*uses the newly obtained blue ring as a weapon, chunking it at poikspirit and shadowman.*

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:31 pm

*grabs the blue ring and wears it, reducing all damage taken to half* you obviously didn't play too much of the Zelda games. *send out a bully to torment auragongal*

Post by **Simsmagic** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:37 pm

Throws steaming pile of crap at next poster

Post by **Shadowman** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:51 pm

*Use my underworld band to block the crap, then make it annoy the next posted with emo music*