The Good Advice Game

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:09 am

because it'll become sentient if it sits around for too long.

Don't try to run a contest like King of the Forums by yourself...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:48 am

or you'll never chatch up on posts.

Don't go to bed too early...

Post by **Silver** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:14 am

Or you'll wake up early the next morning, and that's just not right.

Don't forget to wash behind your ears...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:24 am

or crazy things might start to grow there.

Don't forget to shave...

Post by **Silver** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:31 am

Unless you're Santa Claus.

Don't bring up politics...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:32 am

or you might be president.

Don't forget to shower...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:40 am

or your sister will shower before you and use up all the hot water....

Don't forget to look both ways before you cross the street...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:45 am

you might get hit by a bike.

Where your helmet...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:36 am

is, no one knows. But you better find it because people under 16 can't ride a bike without it.

Don't jump...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:41 am

you might land on something you didn't want to land on.

Don't forget to wear your helmet...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:43 am

because you don't want to find out how thick your skull really is.

Don't jay-walk...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:46 am

or the police might get you.

Don't join the Army...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:48 am

the airforce is better.

Don't forget to wear pants...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:50 am

or people will look at you funny.

Don't forget your socks...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:53 am

shoes aren't all that comfortable without them.

Don't forget whatever I forgot...