Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:35 am

Unfortunately, Dr. Evil never had a brain to begin with.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:02 am

Fortunately, your friend the white mage's son helps you escape and returns your soul.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 6:58 am

Unfortunately, his father has your soul now and won't give it up.

Post by **Silver** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:12 am

Fortunately, you're still friends with his son, so you're more of a pet than a slave this time.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:24 am

Unfortunately, you have no freedom.

Post by **Silver** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:25 am

Fortunately, you get doggy treats for doing what they tell you.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:30 am

Unfortunately, you don't really care for the taste.

Post by **Silver** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:53 am

Fortunately, it's better than being beaten with a whip.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:09 am

Unfortunately, you are mindless still.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:25 am

Fortunately, in a plot twist that hopefully will spark a plot, the father dies of a "heart-attack" and your soul is returned.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:34 am

Unfortunately, his soul beats you to your body.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:39 am

Fortunately, your soul gets into your body too.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:44 am

Unfortunately, he's stronger and so wins out and locks your soul up.

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:46 am

Fortunately, souls can phase through metal bars.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 10:49 am

Unfortunately, it was your own body that he locked you up using mental chains.