The Good Advice Game

Post by **Shadowman** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:46 pm

or your face will meet a baseball bat very soon.

Teach a man to fish...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:49 pm

so he can stop bugging you for food.

Don't ever give a mouse a cookie...

Post by **Silver** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:56 pm

Or he'll tell all his mouse buddies that there are free cookies, and you'll die a mousy death.

Don't fling your mashed potatoes up against the wall...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:25 pm

or it'll tell all it's wall buddies that some jerk threw mashed potatoes up against it and you'll die a wally death.

Don't watch TV for too long...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:33 pm

you might rot your brain.

Don't post in PV way to much...

Post by **Shadowman** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:45 pm

or you'll miss the bus.

Give good advices...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:46 pm

not bad ones.

Give to the poor...

Post by **Shadowman** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:47 pm

to get tax cuts.

Snuggle your Shauni every day...

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:51 pm

or Shadowman will attack you.

Don't talk back to others...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:52 pm

cause they might hit you.

Don't sneeze with your ears...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:32 pm

because it's kinda odd, and definately a social faux pas.

Don't lick frozen metal poles...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:19 pm

you might loose your tounge.

Don't stand on water...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:22 pm

cause you're not a ninja or a religious figure.

Don't blow bubbles in your milk...

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:53 pm

you might get yelled at.

Don't eat yellow snow...

Post by **PoikSpirit** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:54 pm

It's not lemon OR banana flavored.

Don't play in the street...