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Fortunately, your special toothpaste is on sale for next to nothing.
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Unfortunately, said sale is only in Rome.
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fortunately you have plenty of Frequent Flyer miles
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Unfortunately, you also have bad luck with plane crashes.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Fortunately, you have good luck with ships
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Unfortunately, you don't have frequent sailor miles.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Fortunately, ships are a whole lot cheaper than planes.
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Unfortunately, ships can't fly...yet.
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Fortunately, that eliminates the possibility of falling from the sky, crashing, burning, and dying.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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unofrotunatly, pirates attack the ship.
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up
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Fortunately, ninjas attack the pirates and you escape in the confusion.
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Unfortuately, that doesn't save you from the evil whale beast.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Fortunately, some crazy guy named Ahab attacks said whale beast, so it goes after him instead of you.
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Unfortunately, you're still in the middle of the ocean, and now you're alone.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Fortunately, you get rendomly picked up by an alien space craft
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up
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