The magnificent journey

[Stevenson]

{{I apologize for this NOT being my ROM or FMA fanfic. This is something I wrote for english class, as we had to write something about a journey....anyway.}}


Once upon a time, a small hobbit set out on a fantastic journey to get J.R.R. Tolkien even richer. Oh, and destroy some kind of magical ring which an evil warlord lost dropped in his sink accidentally.

This hobbit, who you can tell is a hobbit because he speaks with a british accent and wears a pair of dead weasels on his feet, knew that the ring was special because when a magical wizard named Gandalf the beige threw it in to the fire, the runic texts glowed to spell, "For more great prizes like this, check specially marked boxes of Apple Jacks."
Anyway, this hobbit has to travel, in real time, accross New Zealand, I mean Mediocre Earth, to throw the ring in to a stunningly computer-animated volcano. This is a perilous journey, filled with realistic looking monsters and giant battles, in which the five or so heroes always seem to beat the onslaught of enemy, due to the fact that the enemy apparently have the fighting skills of a block of cheddar cheese, uncooked.
Luckily, he is not alone. He is acompanied by the strangely tall elf, Legolas, who can slay all who cross him with terrible overacting. There is also Gimli, the comic relief dwarf, who often marks the end of large battles with remarks like, "Hey guys! I'm still short!"

So begins the journey of the weasel-footed hobbit.

{{Yeah, this is only chapter one, hopefully with other chapters coming eventually. Whaddaya think?}}

[Josiah]

Kinda amusing. ^_^

[Ku-No]

Wow, this is kinda weird... the other forum I got on to would of been pissed to see a small fan fic... :D

[Stevenson]

It was a lot longer when I wrote it down....I guess my handwriting is just big or something.