Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **novatree** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:38 pm

fourtunatly it was for one hour and it was expired back in 1996

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 2:35 am

Unfortunately, nothing makes sense anymore and the total lack of sense warps the fabric of space and time.

Post by **UchihaXBlad3** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 7:33 pm

hi i will join
Fortunately, you didn't understand that stuff anyway and went on with life at the mall.

Post by **Silver** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:26 pm

Unfortunately, the mall catches on fire. (It's baaaaack! Just like The Grass Kid!)

Post by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:01 pm

Fortunately, there was a zombie invasion there so now they're all burnt to a crisp.

Post by **UchihaXBlad3** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 8:18 am

Unfortunately the smell of burning decay causes a plague that you catch that makes you think you're a videogame character with spots.

Post by **chris042809** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:02 am

Fortunately you have a cure for the plague

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:27 pm

Unfortunately, you don't have it with you and the fire is closing in.

Post by **chris042809** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:28 pm

Fortunately, it starts to rain, therefore putting the fire out, and an antidote falls into your lap so you can use it.

Post by **UchihaXBlad3** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:10 pm

Unfortunately, the rain makes your hands wet and the antidote slips out of your hand and breaks on the floor.

Post by **Silver** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:23 pm

Fortunately, it somehow magically puts the fire out.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:07 pm

Unfortunately, now you're cold.

Post by **chris042809** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:39 pm

Fortunately you have a coat

Post by **UchihaXBlad3** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:21 am

Unfortunately, it's made out of animal skins that you're allergic to and you get a horrible seizure along with rashes.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:27 am

Fortunately the mage from way back in the topics begining comes to warm you up.