Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **chris042809** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:35 pm

Unfortunately, a flock of birds start pecking you in the head.

(I've read some of the earlier pages, and it seems that there's some pyromania here)

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:17 am

Fortunately, they're magic birds and their pecking completely heals you.

Post by **Atma** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:22 am

Unfortunately, now ants are attracted to you!

Post by **novatree** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:04 pm

fourtunatly it was just a dream and you wake up with your legs attached and in bed safe and sound for now....

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 3:18 pm

Unfortunately, your alarm didn't go off so you overslept.

Post by **Atma** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:22 pm

Fortunately, at least you don't have to deal with ants, which would inevitably lead to dealing with filthy anteaters.

Post by **Silver** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:41 pm

Unfortunately, your new next door neighbor has a pet anteater, so you have to deal with them anyway at the housewarming party.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:30 pm

Fortunately, the anteater is surprisingly cuddly.

Post by **Atma** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 3:55 pm

Unfortunately, it's still a dirty, filthy, anteater!

Post by **Chubby Grey Cat** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:37 am

Fortunately, it's in bed now.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:15 pm

Unfortunately, it's in YOUR bed.

Post by **Chubby Grey Cat** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 12:17 pm

Fortunately, you throw your bed out the window.

Post by **Atma** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:48 pm

Unfortunately, now you have to get a new bed.

Post by **chris042809** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:37 pm

Forunately Home Depot has them on sale for dirt cheap

Post by **Silver** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:52 pm

Unfortunately, that's because they're made of dirt.