Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Atma** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:01 pm

Fortunately, you realize the song is over and stop doing the chicken dance.

Post by **Celebifly** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:37 pm

Unfortunately, you're extremely tired now.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:52 am

Fortunately, you did get lots of exercise.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:51 pm

Unfortunately, you're too exhausted to move any part of your body.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:02 pm

Fortunately, there just happens to be an electric wheel chair right next to you so you can move around in that while you rest.

Post by **Atma** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:07 pm

Unfortunately, the wheelchair's battery is dead.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:42 am

Fortunately, there also happens to be a giant cabnet full of battaries nearby.

Post by **Atma** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 9:43 am

Unfortunately, all the batteries are energizer and the wheelchair only accepts duracel.

Post by **Silver** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:00 pm

Fortunately, they morph into SUPER ENERGIZER batteries and the wheelchair can't help but accept their superior charge.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:40 pm

Unfortunately, you soon realize that the elevater is broken and, since you can't get the wheelchair down the stairs, you're stuck on the tenth floor.

Post by **Zobie** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 2:34 pm

Fortunately, the supercharge gave the wheelchair superjets.

Post by **Atma** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:22 am

Unfortunately, all the fuel for the jets was replaced with soda.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 12:52 pm

Fortunately, you were getting kind of thirsty.

Post by **Zobie** » Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:39 pm

Unfortunately, that didnt solve your problem.

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:22 pm

Fortunately, Mr. Wizard shows up and solves it for you.