Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:46 pm

Unfortunately, you now have to give up your cat.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:49 pm

fortunately, your magic pants go out and get you an adorable kitten!

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:54 pm

Unfortunately, now you have to give up your plasma screen.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:57 pm

fortunately, your magic pants freeze time except everything you want to be unfrozen, allowing you to watch your tv and play with your kitten all you want before remedying the situation which would take an effort even if it is a small one

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:58 pm

Unfortunately, god takes away both.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:00 pm

fortunately, buddah uses martial arts and kicks gods butt, and gives you back both

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:09 pm

Unfortunately, you're bored now.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:11 pm

fortunately, you unfreeze time, kill the people youd have to give the plasma screen up too, and go on a cruise

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:13 pm

Unfortunately, its an old people cruise.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:17 pm

fortunately, your magic pants teleport you to a sweet cruise

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:20 pm

Unfortunately, this cruise is a real sausagefest. Meaning there aren't any girls there.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:25 pm

fortunately, you use your magic pants to trade out the guys for hot ladies

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:42 pm

Unfortunately, they all get drunk and start fighting. (Wait...is that a bad thing?)

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 2:31 pm

Fortunately, you manage to escape before you get beat to a pulp.

Post by **Atma** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:23 pm

Unfortunately, you are now swimming in shark infested waters.