Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:17 pm

Unfortunately, you ran out of toothpaste a long time ago.

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 6:21 pm

fortunately, this toothpaste is "special" and reappears 15 seconds after being exausted! AWESOME!

Post by **Atma** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:06 pm

Unfortunately, its that cruddy "Bubblegum flavored" toothpaste that tastes more like stale chewing gum.

Post by **Fureis** » Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:42 pm

fortunately, you fancy stale chewing gum

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:19 am

Unfortunately, a pigeon just made its mark in your toothpaste.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:51 pm

(Weird, I have gotten and unfortunately in ages.)
Fortunately, there's a sale on toothpaste at the store across the street.

Post by **Fureis** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:54 pm

unfortunately, you blew all your money on your magic psp

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:50 pm

Fortunately, it just happens to be raining twenty dollar bills.

Post by **Fureis** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:51 pm

unfortunately, the incredible amounts of chaos this causes via people scrambling for money creates a huge mob of yelling and screaming people who run you over and trample you with disgregard and greed

Post by **Blue Mouse** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:26 pm

Fortunantly, Fureis can make a massive explosion and kill everyone on the planet now....wait a minute...

Post by **Atma** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:33 pm

Unfortunately, You lost your pants in the mob.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:22 am

Fortunantly, you still have on your boxes.

Post by **Atma** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:39 am

Unfortunately, the boxers you're wearing have pauly shore all over them, so when everyone sees you, they point and laugh at you for being a major dork.

Post by **Stevenson** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:16 pm

Fortunatley, nobody was around to laugh. ('tis true...sad, but true...))

Post by **Atma** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 4:42 pm

Unfortunately, the cops arrest you for indecent exposure.