Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:03 pm

Unfortunately, the boulder is able to change itself back into...well a boulder again.

Post by **Stevenson** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:06 pm

Fortunatley, the boulder slips on a banana peel and breaks in to many, many small pieces, which do not hit you.

Post by **Atma** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:01 pm

Unfortunately, this causes a cave-in, which means you're stuck there for a while.

Website · Post by **Shans** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:15 pm

Fortunately, an elephant clears away the cave-in.

Post by **Atma** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:51 am

Unfortunately, the elephant has a heart attack, which starts another cave-in because he fell over dead.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:24 am

Fortunately, you just happen to find a shovel lying around.

Post by **Atma** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:39 am

Unfortunately, the shovel is rusted, broken, and completely useless to getting you out of the cave.

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:02 am

Fortunately, the shovel still looks really cool.

Post by **Shade Vortex** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:30 am

<span style='color:purple'>Unfortunately, the cave colapses because you picked up the shovel. (It was weakened by the Elephant falling.)</span>

Post by **Josiah** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:18 pm

Fortunately, the collapse opens up a tunnel leading outside.

Post by **Atma** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:35 pm

Unfortunately, the outside is filled with fat guys bathing in the sun. :blink:

Post by **Fureis** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:13 pm

fortunately, you are armed with a rocket launcher and have a jetpack, and of course you have the "pretty much invincible" buff enabled

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:32 am

Unfortunately, the overload of cheat codes causes the game to freeze up.

Post by **Fureis** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:09 am

fortunately, it was just a game so you kick your silly gamecube and go and buy an xbox

Post by **Atma** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:24 am

Unfortunately, they're all sold out of X-boxes.