Martial Arts Madness

Post by **Simeon** » Mon May 09, 2005 10:27 am

(( We are.. but it's that time of year again here... ^^;; And... "MAM" seems to be suffering from 'Dark Comedy Melodrama Syndrome...' ^^;;; I apologize, Lady Shauni-sama... It's hard trying to be funny when you're mute and almost deaf. ^^;; ))

Post by **Josiah** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:06 pm

((I've been waiting for Opal to do something since my character is basically just standing around with a bunch of Pepsi. Hmm... Ok, if no one has done anything by tomorrow I'll post and advance the plot a bit.))

Post by **Celebifly** » Mon May 09, 2005 2:02 pm

((I've been waiting for Opal to do something since my character is basically just standing around with a bunch of Pepsi.

(REASON-My computer won't let me into PV...AGAIN -is at school- so if I don't get on tonight, I can make Silver post for me)

Post by **Josiah** » Tue May 10, 2005 1:41 pm

((Ok. I'm ready to get this thing moving again.))

*Ukyo, Ohjaz, and Guybrush arrived at the arena and took seats next to Tizzy and his giant sack of Pepsi. Yreka and Sith, however, had yet to arrive. Meanwhile, the announcer hurried to his podium and picked up the microphone.*

"Ladies and gentlemen, I am very pleased to annouce," *His voice was abruptly cut off as a sleeper sofa fell on his head.*

"Enough of that!" *A group of darkly clad shadowy figures dropped down into the center of the arena. There appeared to be about twelve of them. The one Tizzy had seen earlier grabbed the mic.* "Listen up people!" *He yelled.* "All your tournaments are belong to us! We're in charge here now! If you losers want to continue your little tournament you'll have to defeat us, the Rotten Eggs first!" ((Rotten Eggs leader's color is darkblue.))

"Why?" *A fighter that Tizzy hadn't seen before called from a nearby row.*

"Because um..." *The speaker clearly hadn't been expecting the question.* "If you don't fight we'll do something... Yeah, we'll do something and whatever it is you won't like it! You worthless fighters have fifteen minutes to get ready to hop to it!"

Post by **Celebifly** » Tue May 10, 2005 4:09 pm

Just then Sith came in, holding Yreka's head.

"What the heck happened to you?" Tizzy asked as the rest of the group was speechless.

"me not drinking Pepsi is what!" The head jumped at Tizzy, but Sith got a tight grip on Yreka.

"So...want a pepsi?" He blinked "$10 a can."

"What? Sith...." She growled, ready to tear anyone apart with her teeth. 

"-Sighs- Here's ten..." She emptied his wallet as Tizzy handed them a can. Yreka drank it and her body appeared.
"So what's going on?" Yreka asked, tossing the can

"We're fighting the Rotten Eggs in a few." Tizzy explained

"Interesting..." Yreka said, but wasn't really.

Post by **shauni** » Wed May 11, 2005 9:51 am

Ukyo looked at the group in the arena with a horrifed look in her eyes
"Rotten Eggs...."
*I gotta get out of here, run somewhere...*
The group in the arena split up, a began surrounding crowed members who where trying to get away.
A cicrle of cloaked figures surroundding her. Ukyo can feel the cold wall or the bulding up against her back.
She was corrned
"what's the big idea?" .
"Why little lady, This is your punishment." one purrs.

*Punishment. Girl, ten to tweleve losers who can't get dates and the rumors I've heard about the Rotten Eggs. Bad situation*
*Very very bad. I gotta get out of here.*
*If I leap i'll hit one and he can grab me.* 
"Nice eyes woman"
"Nice legs too."
*gotta get out gotta get out gotta get out gotta get out....*
"Would you go out with me tonight honey?" one asks.
"give us a little kiss!" one says as he comes foreward. Ukyo guess to punch him but it turns into a slap.
*What? I remember telling my arm to hit him with a jab not a girly slap!* 
He pinches her hip.
"GET OFF OF ME!" Ukyo knees him and throw him into the others
*This is bad, I'm so scared I'm starting to make mad judgements...*
*gotta get out of here gotta get out of here* 
"This ones got sprite!"
"Show us how preatty you are."
"Please...just...leave me alone...or i'll..."
"Do what girly-girl?" the ring leader asks,
"You can't fight us"
"Give us a kiss" one says.
"No way!" she screams
"You want to come to the movies with me?" another asks.
She sink to the floor
"Stop it!" She cries out.
"Come on honey!"
" stop it please...."
"Some martial artest this one is. A martial artest would have died fighting rather than suffer humiliation. Maybe you should just do eveyone a favor and put on a dress. Stop pretending you're a fighter."
Ukyo is rocking back and forth on the floor infront of them at the comments
*I should attack them now that they dont expect it. I should do something. I should be a fighter!*
Insted she sits crying...feeling herself shrinking
A voice yells out from over the wall of figures
"Ukyo!" it yelled.
The next thing that is seen is a huge paiting brush knocking them all away from Ukyo.
Ukyo look up, to see Shausse beating of her attackers
"Come on dear! Come on, theres far to many!"
Ukyo runs to her, and she holds her tigtly in a comforting hug
"I was so scared mommy" Shausse frezzes
"wh-what did you say Ukyo?"
"Mommy...."
Shausse looked into the deep brown eyes looking up at her
"Midori...."
"Yes mommy...I do rember you...I always dreamed about you...that I was taken from you"
"It wasnt a dream Midori"
"I know Mommy...."
"We...we will talk about this later, come, I think you friends need our help! There being attack by those men as well!"
Ukyo and Shausse ran to help the others

Post by **Josiah** » Wed May 11, 2005 1:52 pm

"Hey you idiots, get back here!" *The Rotten Eggs leader called from the podium.* "Stop harrassing everyone, there will be time for that after we beat the tournament contestants!" *The rest of the gan members reluctantly complied.* "Now listen up, here are the rules! Each match can be either single, double, or tag team, your choice for each match. We'll win anyway so we don't care. Our indentities won't be revealed until our matches begin. You have ten minutes left to prepare."

"Double matches eh?" *Tizzy walked through the stands, absently twirling his hammer.* "That could be fun." *He walked on, oblivious to the screams of all the innocent bystanders he was accidently hitting.* "Hey you!" *He called to the Rotten Eggs.* "I'll fight fir..." *He slumped over and fell asleep.*

((You guys can choose match types, partners, opponents, or whatever if you'd like, or I can if you prefer, but Tizzy has to be the one to fight the leader, it's part of his backstory. Remember that the other remaining division will be fighting with us.))

Post by **Silver** » Wed May 11, 2005 5:00 pm

((Yeah, I know I haven't been posting here much... it's kinda hard when your character is a complete idiot that just sits around, eats bananas and... scratches himself... he doesn't exactly do anything significant and I'd mostly just be posting one-liners. Which are bad. VERY bad. I have been keeping up with the rp and I've read all the posts... I just don't have any positive input. Dude! Big words!))

All the others went to do some miscellaneous crap, but Guybrush stayed right where he was... right in front of a group of rotten eggs "Uh... hello? You ARE one of the competitors, aren't you? Do you intend to move or what?" One of the Rotten Eggs waved his hand in front of Guybrush's face.

"Oh hello, lovely weather isn't it?"

"Yeah... we're kinda terrorizing the competition..."

"And what a beautful thing it is."

"...Yeah... well, carry on. I'm not sure I want to know what you're doing, just... go do it somewhere else. You're in the way of our destructive plans."

"Oo... destructive plans... what are they?"

"I can't tell you that!"

"Why?"

"Because you'd tell someone, and that would be bad!"

"Why?"

"Because they'd put a stop to our destructive plans!"

"Why?"

"Because We're EVIL!"

"Why?"

"Uh... I don't know."

"Why?"

"WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS?!"

"Why not?"

Post by **Josiah** » Thu May 12, 2005 11:10 am

((I know what you mean Silver. I can't post when Tizzy is asleep.))

Post by **Celebifly** » Tue May 17, 2005 6:32 pm

(I'll keep this alive.....)

"Evil people huh? they're nothing but Coke!" Yreka insulted (or tried to) as she jumped down, ready to fight.

"Right behind you!" Sith followed, but got held up by two grunts.

"Stop right there you little boy! We're here to pulverize you!"

"And if we have time....treat you out for lunch." The other added

"Right....well, face my Fist of Kitchen Appliances! Spactual Attack!" Sith pulled out a spactual and started to hit the two grunts across the face.

"Wise guy eh?" the grunt snapped the spactual in half.

"Eep..." Sith tried to run away, but got punched out cold.

(meanwhile as Sith joined Tizzy in dream land...)

"Ok...who's first?" Yreka snapped at all the grunts.

"Rawr! This kitten gots claws!"

"That statment does not affect me idiot." Yreka crossed her arms.

"What ever...can we just beat you up now?" He asked

"Let's reverse that..." Yreka made a river appear under him and he drowned since grunts don't really know how to swim "Boring....Tizzy!" She saw Tizzy on the ground "Did they hurt you..." Then she noticed he was asleep. "Oh...wake up!" She yelled, trying to shake him awake.

Post by **Josiah** » Tue May 17, 2005 11:39 pm

((Yay! Someone posted! Well, I can't post right now but next time I have time I will (friday night at the latest). Although anyone can battle the Rotten Eggs if they want. There's 12 of them against us and the other remaining division, you can choose your battle type (1 on 1, 2 on 2, or tag team) and even name your opponents if you want (they reveal their true identities right before each fight starts). Just remember that Tizzy has to fight the leader.))

Post by **punky_p** » Thu May 19, 2005 3:59 pm

Even though you are already 8 pages in I'd like to join
Name:Jonny Vicious
color:
age:21
gender:male
fight style:fist of the skull
flaw:likes alcohol
physical description:wears black t-shirts and blue jeans,black hair,red eyes,about 5'10, pretty skinny not to athletic.
bio: Jonny is a traveler from a small village called Cudillik. Trained with a katana in the art of the "Fist of the Skull" he proves to be rather skilled he also uses shuriken (ninja stars, etc.) He hopes to win the tournament so he can continue traveling to distant lands and get as far away from Cudillik as possible.

Post by **Silver** » Thu May 19, 2005 4:04 pm

((Uh... no. First of all, red is already being used, so if you DO get in, which I kinda doubt you will, you'll have to pick another color. Plus, quite frankly, your grammar's pathetic. If I don't kill you, Opal will. And anyway, it's too late to join. You'd have to have made your way through the first rounds, and that's kinda impossible now. So... as far as my vote goes, NO.))

Post by **Josiah** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:42 pm

((I'll wait to hear what the others think but this doesn't seem like the best time to let in a new character.))

((Yay, I'm back now I can post and... Um... Oh yeah, Tizzy is asleep. Well, any time someone wants to do a battle...))

Post by **Silver** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:45 pm

((REVIVAL'D!))

"All right, I got the stupid one!" And the Rotten Egg that had been the victim of Guybrush's series of 'Why?'s prepared to fight him.

"I'll take the stupid one!"

"Watch who YOU call stupid!"

"Make me!"

"Ok, I will! No idiot will ever be able to survive the wrath of my BUBBLEGUM!" The Rotten Egg pulled some bubblegum out of his mouth and threw it at Guybrush's head.

"AAAAAHHH!!! It's all stuck in my hair! How am I supposed to eat the bugs out of it now?!"

"...I'm not sure if I should laugh, or just go 'EEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!'"

"And all my poor fleas! YOU KILLED THEM! MURDERER!"

"I'M SO SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN... wait... what?"

"What what?"

"What were we doing?"

"I dunno. Something poodle related, I think."

"No, no, I don't think that was it..."

"Oh yeah! I was about to pound your brains out."

"Are you sure?"

"Does this face look 'unsure' to you?"

"Yeah."

"Well... it's not."

"Oh, ok."