Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Fureis** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:52 am

fortunately, you were the former subject of numerous scientific experiments and you have gills and are quite a profficient swimmer

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:30 am

Unfortunatly, sharks think you are food.

Post by **Josiah** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:10 pm

Fortunately, you learned how to deal with sharks earlier in the game.

Post by **Fureis** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:38 pm

unfortunately the sharks have laser beams attached to their heads

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:53 pm

Fortunately, their aiming is very... very bad

Post by **Pokemon Master** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:04 pm

<span style='color:blue'>Unfortunately, their Blade Fins aren't.</span>

Post by **Fureis** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:47 pm

fortunately a BFG (NOT a big friendly giant) spontaneously forms in front of you, you fire it heating the water to the point where it is evaporating at one foot persecond

the scientific experiments mentioned earlier additionally made you heat resistant

the sharks all melt

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:11 pm

Unfortunatly, your longtime rival decides to challenge you to a fight

(You really get into this there Fureis...)

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:16 am

Fortunately, you win hands down.

Post by **Josiah** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:53 am

Unfortunately, your rival is a sore loser and turns you back into a normal human.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 11:56 am

Fortunately, you beat him up again.

Post by **Fureis** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:23 pm

unfortunately you sit down on a porquipine

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:12 pm

Fortunatly, some brat ripped all its quills off

Post by **Fureis** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:30 pm

unfortuanately, the porquipine is on fire, igniting you buttocks

Post by **Prancing Mad** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:47 pm

Fortunatly, your pants are flame resistant