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Ok, here's the setup. This RP takes place on a parrallel universe of modern day earth except there's no guns and no computers. In this parrallel universe there's a Japanese city called Karate Fight City. In it you can find every type of martial arts school imaginable. Recently, the city's biggest company, the Suspiciously Evil Corperation, has announced that they will be hosting a huge fighting tournament. Many of the city's dojos are sending a single student to represent them in the tournament. Of course, that's just the beginning...

Ok. Please don't enter the RP if you might drop out in the middle. Serious players only. Like in ROM, you can control other players' characters to a limited extent although you cannot do anything against that character's personality or against the wishes of the character's owner. Also, god modding will not be tolerated. And no invincible characters.

I will be controlling the basic direction of the story at first but once things get moving (mid way through the tournament) it'll open up and everyone can have some freedom with the plot like in ROM.

If you want to join make a bio post about your character. The bio must include the character's name (the goofier the better), text color, age, physical description, and a short bio (including why the character is entering the tournament). You must also include the character's Martial Arts Style which must be named Fist of something or other. Every character must use a different style. Remember that there are no guns but other than that feel free to come up with the most wacky and ridiculous style you can. Afterall, this is a comedy RP. Finally, your character needs a major flaw or weakness. Once again, make them as strange as you want. Feel free to use my character bio (below) for a reference. Once everyone has posted their bios I will officially start the RP.

Name: Tizzy Mahn
Color: <span style='color:blue'>Blue</span>
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Martial Arts Style: Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer
Major Flaw/Weakness: Constantly falls asleep and is extremely difficult to wake up.
Physical Description: Brown hair, brown eyes, athletic, wears jeans and a t-shirt.
Bio: Tizzy is a master of the First of the Really Really Really Big Hammer, an old yet effective style which involves pummeling your foe with a huge hammer (no, duh). He is quite skilled although he often sleeps right through class, which has kept him from becoming a top student. Aside from sleeping, he loves to battle and is a relatively nice guy, if not entirely reliable due to his tendancy to suddenly fall asleep any time any where. He enters the tournament to get his master to stop bugging him and in hopes of winning enough money to buy the world's softest pillow, which happens to be on sale at the local department store.
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(OOO! I'll be commeted!)

Name: Yreka Bakery (something interesting about this name..)
Color: <span style='color:red'>Red</span>
Age: 16
Gender: Female (just to make it clear ;D)
Martial Arts Style: Fist of Pushing People into Rivers
Major Flaw/Weakness: Pepsi. If she ever sees pepsi, she ignores everything until she drank every last drop of the pepsi
Physical Description: Reddish hair, geen cat eyes, a black shirt that says 'BABY PHAT' with a white cat under it, and blue jeans held up with a maroon belt.
Bio: Yreka invented Fist of Pushing People into Rivers one day after pushing someone into a river. Though after a day of going to Mas and getting her first pepsi, she was instently hooked onto it. Even after going to PAP (people addected to pepsi) she couldn't get off the stuff. The reason for her to enter/win the tourny is that she dreams of owning a pepsi factory with the money for first place. And yes, she's single (:o)
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(Dude, you look up 'committed to a roleplay' in the dictionary and you'll see my picture)

Name: Guybrush Threepwood XD (OMG EFMI HUMOR!!1)
Color: <span style='color:gray'>Gray</span>
Age: 14
Martial Arts Style: Fist of the Monkeys
Major Flaw/Weakness: Uh... he's a moron. Simple as that. A stupid, idiotic moron. 'Member Silver and Rustie's Hearts form in ROM? Oh-ho, it gets worse. Not only that, but he's got a thing for puns...
Physical Description: blonde hair, blue eyes, jeans and a t-shirt. Meh.
Bio: Guybrush (XD) is a master of Fist of the Monkey. Basically, all Fist of the monkey is is acting like a monkey and eating bananas. LOTS of Bananas. Then using the peels as deadly weapons. Even an idiot like Guybrush can master the simple style. Guybrush could easily be the best as far as Fist of the Monkey goes, as he's the only one stupid enough to act like a Monkey all the time. He doesn't even know he's in the tournament as someone else signed him up as a joke, but if he wins, which he probably won't, he'll probably just buy a lifetime supply of bananas.
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((I am SO In this RP!))

Name: Ukyo Shaunisa

Color: <span style='color:purple'>Purple</span>

Age: 19

Martial Arts Style: Fist of the anything goes hidden weapons school of martial arts

Major Flaw/Weakness: Turns into a 11 year old child version of herself when stressed or angry

Physical Apprence: I have an image, mostly she looks like Ukyo of Ranma 1/2, but she warea cloths more stuied to mousse as her fighting style is the same

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Bio: The Anything goes hidden weapons school of martial arts was founded by Ukyos mother, Sakura Shaunisa and her father Hikua Shaunisa. The art involves the use of almost any weapon that you can image, be it daggers or plates, teddys bears and christmas cake. The art involves only using weaponary that can be hidden on ones own person, save for a Kendo training sword which is the only permited plain sight weapon. The art was established as a means for those physicaly weaker than some apponents to be on an equal footing, using suprise as its main weapon. Some call it the Cowards Art, but its very difficult to master.

Ukyo is the youngest of 3 sisters, and is not exactly the most talanted at her dogo, always dropping her weapons or not being able to pull them out from there hiding placees.

Ukyo is cursed to turn into a child version of herself when ever she becomes stressed or angry, this was because ten years ago, while training she tryed to use a hidden weapon called the 'Enemy Shrinker', but snagged it on her herself when trying to pull it from a shirt shlieve. Now whenever she gets worked up or angry, which normaly improve a persons battle aura, she shrinks into her child form. The only way she can prevent it is to stay cool...but she gets angry very easly... even her own frustration at her lack of skill can set of her change.

She is entering the tournament in the hopes that she can find the 'Anger Grower' which will cure her curse. She has heared that someone at the tournament may posses it.
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((sounds very cool.XD))
name:dehm mana
color:<span style='color:green'>green!</span>
age:15
martial arts style:Fist of the Angry Cat
major flaw/weakness:suger.if he eats suger he gets hyper and is unable to notice what hes doing,and gets his butt-whooped.
physical description:brown hair,hzel-ish eyes,white t-shirt with black cat on it,and jeans.
bio:dehm thought up the name for the martial arts style he uses,but thats all he invented,his dojo master,who was at a despair for a name,got a suggestion from dehm for the name.the fist of the angry cat is moving around fast,using the whole 'the best sheild is not getting hit at all.' thing to not get hit,and once that tires them down from all that attacking,he attacks.if they don't tire down...well,thats yet to happen to him.if he wins,hes entering cause he felt like it,and hes the longest student of the fist of the angry cat dojo to date,since he was there since it started.
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((Looks good so far guys. Ok, depending on when I get back from Anizona tomorrow I'll either start the RP on sunday night or monday morning so if anyone else wants to join please try to do it by then. Not that people can't join after the RP starts, it's just easier if I know who's going to be in it before the tournament starts.))
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((Ive been wanting to use Ukyo Shaunisa and the hidden weapons martial arts for a while, I cant wait for this RP to start up!))
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((And the RP is open. Please start out with a post about your character getting ready and going to the tournament. Once everyone is there I'll post the match ups for the first round.))

<span style='color:blue'>"Tizzy, Tizzy!" *The wizened old man screamed at the sleeping figure.* "Wake up!!!" *The young man on the bed didn't budge so the geezer pulled out and air horn and put it next to the teenager's ear. The following blast of sound was enough to make the floor shake but the young man still didn't stir.* "Alright, you asked for it!" *The old man was getting angry.* "Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer special wake up technique," *he pulled a humongous mallet seemingly out of thin air,* "Bed Smasher!!!" *He slammed the hammer into the bed but it wasn't the bad that collapsed, it was the entire floor! With a sudden groan the entire floor collapsed, dumping the two people, bed, and other contents of the room down to crash into the room below.*</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"Ugh..." *Tizzy opened his eyes and looked around.* "Oh man, we just fixed that floor."</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"It's about time you woke up!" *Master Smasher, the leader of the Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer, was already back on his feet.* "You've got to get a move on!"</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"Why? It's the weekend, there's no classes today."</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"That's not it! The Suspiciously Evil Corperation is hosting a big tournament today. Dojos from all over the city are sending students and it's your job to represent the School of the Fist of the Really Really Big Hammer."</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"Really?!?" *Tizzy was instantly awake.* "You picked me over all the other students?"</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"Actually, since it's the weekend, all the others went to the beach. No one could wake you up. And they all left before the tournament announcement so you're the only one I have."</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"Oh... Is there a prize?"</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"Yes, yes there's some kind of prize." *The master was losing his patience.* "The tournament is at The Suspiciously Evil Stadium next to the Suspiciously Evil Corperation main building in the center of the city. Now get going!"</span>

<span style='color:blue'>"Yeah, yeah. I'm going." *Tizzy streched and quickly pulled on his clothes while the master rattled on about the importance of winning and bringing honor to the dojo.* "Don't worry, I'll win the tournament for, just stop bugging me." *He walked past the master and stepped out into the busy streets of Karate Fight City.*</span>
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<span style='color:red'>Yreka? YREKA?" Came a voice into the local Mac's shop "I know you're here! My visa company told me there was a suspicous large amout of money being spend, and I know you're behind it!" The girl looked to see the red headed girl behind the counter "Yreka Bakery, how many times do I have to say not to spend my money on Pepsi?"

"Um....so far it's been 16791740 times, counting now, 16791741 times....." Yreka took a sip of pepsi

"Give me that" The lady snatched the pepsi from Yreka

Yreka's eyes turned deep red "No one, and I mean no one STEALS MY PEPSI! FIST OF PUSHING PEOPLE INTO RIVERS!" She smashed the water pipes open to make a flood of a river in the store, pushing the lady into it. She drank the last of the pepsi.

"Oi....I as your guru should of known that by now..." She started to dry off "But enough pepsi, I have to tell you something. the Suspiciously Evil Corperation is having a tornament for all the dojo's and I'm entering you into it"

"Me? Really? Why me? Not...Otto?"

"He got hit by a bus"

"Um...Dogod?

"Food poisoning"

"Sammy Ymmas?

"No such peson" The lady sighed "Look, just go there, win the money so you can buy your own pepsi and not put me into dept....for the 50th time"

"I'll DO IT!" Yreka srpung up "Am I wearing my pants Miss Sim?"

"Yes...now go!" Miss Sim shoved Yreka Bakery out the flooded store and into the busy streets of Karate Fight City</span>
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<span style='color:gray'>"Oop oop eek Chee!" cried a voice, apparently belonging to a monkey.

"What is it now, Timmy? Can't you see I'm busy washing the bananas?"

"Eek eek oop!"

"What do you mean I've gotta go to a tournament? Unless YOU do it, that means the bananas are just gonna sit here un-washed!"

"Ooh ack eek!"

"Does fist of the Monkey even have any honor to defend?"

"Eek! Eek ack chee!"

"Ok... but you better wash the bananas!" Guybrush left the... treehouse... and wandered the streets of Karate Fight City as Timmy started washing the bananas, mumbling something about how bananas didn't need washing as he left.</span>
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<span style='color:purple'>Ukyo walked the streets of Karate Fight City, she was in her childs form, as she had just had an argument with her father about an up comming tournament

"The Suspiciously Evil Corperation is having a tornament for all the dojo's, Sayo must enter to defent the honur of the Anything goes hidden weapons school of martial arts"
"But father! I can do it, why dont you ever give me a chance!"
"ukyo, you are just a child, you sister Sayo is much better than you"
"Hay! I'm 19! I'm no child!"
As she began to yell she felt her battle aura filker, and she shrank
"What was that you where saying about not being a child?"
Ukyo was fumming mad
"No fair! This doenst count! I am 19 years old!"
"Until you can either lern to keep your cool or find a perminet cure, you will alwasy be a child me my eyes!! sayo will fight for the dogo!"

Another woman and a younger girl ran into the ramily, both with a panic on there face
"Hikua! My husband!"
"father!"
"What is it Sakura my wife?"
"Sayo is gravly ill! She has a high fever! i dont think she can battle!"
"O father! Let me, Winter battle in our name at the tournament!"
Ukyo jumped up, and began to yell at her bigger unger sister
"hay! No fair! I'm older than you!"
"Not at the monet you not shorty!"
"hay!"
Hikua placed a hand on Ukyos and Winters shoulders
"Neither of you will compete, I will compete for the dogo"
"No father! You are to old and weak! let me!"
Hikua pushed Winter onto her face, making in fall over
"Ukyo, you may repesent the dogo, but if you lose I will disown you"
Ukyo bowed to her father "Very well father...I will bring honour to our family"
"Just stay cool and you will be fine"
Ukyo smiled
"She sucks at fighting she wont win!"
"WINTER!!!!" yelled Ukyo, suddenly frogs appered from the sleves of Ukyos top, and she lanched them at Winter
"Weeee!"
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<span style='color:purple'>Ukyo had been thrown out of the dogo at that point, as the frogs had missed winter and now filled the dogo, her bags simingly aready packet for her

She picked it up and sighed
"Dont come back until your an adult!"
"Im 19 father!"
*great...*

She headed of towards the tournament
"I will prove I can do this!"
She felt herself growing ven angryer until she saw a cat in her path
Childs body, childs mind
"OOOOO! Kitty!"
She ran after it, frogs still falling from her sleves
"Come back kitty!"</span>
"BOW BEFORE THE SHAUNINESS THAT IS SHAUNI! "--Shadowman

"Shauni fell down a drainage ditch and died. That was the end of her pokemon journey. "--Shauni


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<span style='color:green'>"five more minutes..."

"you'v already slept in by 10,now get up!"

"fine,fine,i'm up..."

*said dehm,getting up,but tripping and hitting the floor.*

"i'm fine!"

"whatever...hurry up!you need to get to the tournament!"

"thats...today? :Zzz: "

"yes,now...HURRY UP!"

*ZZzzzzzz....*

"GET UP!!!"

"I'M UP!ow...why do i have to go to this tournament?why don't you just choose my brother?"

"i have five good reasons...:
1.you were my 1st student.
2.you are better then your brother.
3.you are better then anyone i'v trianed in the angry cat style.
4.you came up with the name for the style
5.nobody else wanna gets thier butt kicked at the tourny.


"ohhhhhh...wait,i'm gonna get my butt kicked!?but-"

*but then he got shoved out the door,so he started walking to the tourny.*

"stupid master of the style i halfway invented...well,i didn't invent the fighting part,but..."</span>
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<span style='color:blue'>"Wow, there's a lot of people here." *Tizzy arrived at the tournament and looked around. That stadium surrounded the arena was packed.* "Now, I need to sign up..." *He looked at the long line and groaned.* "I'll have to wait for hours with all those people ahead of me. I know! Fist of the Really Really Really Big Hammer Special Tecnique! Line Clearing Sweep!" *Tizzy pulled a giant mallet out of no where and swung it at the line, sending the people in front of him flying out of the stadium.* "That's better." *He walked over to the clerk and quickly added his name and dojo to the roster.*</span>

"Thank you sir." *The man nodded politely.* "The qualifying challenge will begin in one hour. Only those who can pass them will be entered in the tournament. There's a room to the left where you can wait."

<span style='color:blue'>"Ok, thanks." *Tizzy walked inside the waiting room.* "Hmm, I wonder what the qualifying challenge will be..." *He spotted a big poster describing the qualifying challenge.* "To qualify the contestant must defeat ten flaming ninjas wielding rubber chickens eh? Heh, no problem! I've done that hundreds of time." *Tizzy sat down in the nearest chair and promptly fell asleep.*</span>

((Feel free to start the quallifying challenge once everyone has signed up for the tournament. Everyone can complete it in any order. Once everyone has passed I'll post the match-ups (note: match ups will include NPCs).))
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<span style='color:gray'>"Wow, not a lot of conscious people here... I might actually have a shot!" Guybrush said to himself as he walked through the area right after Tizzy had blown everyone away. He then entered his name as well.</span>

"...Hello... sir..." the man said, a bit disturbed when Guybrush started picking insects out of his hair. "The tournament starts in an hour, but you can only compete if you pass the qualifying challenge... you can wait in there... please, wait in there! Leave me alone!" he shouted as he ran for his life.
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"Geez, it's like he's never seen a Monkey before." Guybrush said to himself, looking at the poster also. "...Da Clownifying Chimpage... heck I can't read!"</span>
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<span style='color:purple'>"To qualify the contestant must defeat ten flaming ninjas wielding rubber chickens?"</span>

Ukyo scratched her head in confusion, she was now an adult
<span style='color:purple'>"Rubber....chickens? Well...I guess I cant call anyones weapon of choice...after all, my fist is anything goes hidden weapons....Ive floored people with plastic reptiles before...."</span>

She walked towards the man at the both, noting the people Kod on the ground
<span style='color:purple'>"Ok....I guess in this city...mass naps are perfectly normal..."</span>
She stolled forward
<span style='color:purple'>"I'd like to enter please mister"</span>
The name politly noded
"Very well Miss, whats your name and who do you represent?"
<span style='color:purple'>"The names Ukyo Shaunisa and I'm here for the Anything Goes Hidden Weapons Martial Arts Dogo"</span>
"Very well, you can stay in the waitng rooms until you fight the..."
<span style='color:purple'>"...ten flaming ninjas wielding rubber chickens?"</span>
"....yes"
Ukyo smiled at the nice man and walked of, whistiling to herself
<span style='color:purple'>"Ok, just gotta keep my cool and i'll be fine"</span>
She suddenly noted a rather unsual figure walking towards the male waiting room, picking bugs out of his hair and ....eating them
<span style='color:purple'>"ewww!"</span> she yelled out load
"<span style='color:purple'>EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"</span>
Guybrush tured around to see a now child formed Ukyo screaming
<span style='color:gray'>"What? you want one?"</span>
<span style='color:purple'>"EWEEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWW!!!"</span>
She ran away as fast as her now little legs could carry her
<span style='color:gray'>"o well...more for me!"</span>
"BOW BEFORE THE SHAUNINESS THAT IS SHAUNI! "--Shadowman

"Shauni fell down a drainage ditch and died. That was the end of her pokemon journey. "--Shauni


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