Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Josiah** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:53 am

Fortunately, a person survive for three weeks without food.

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:56 am

Unfortunately, you have no water too.

Post by **Celebifly** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:55 pm

Fortunately, you find a water tap in the hole

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:57 pm

Unfortunately, it's dry.

Post by **Celebifly** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:06 pm

Fortunately, someone throws you a rope from above

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:12 pm

Unfortunately, it's the wizard.

Post by **Silver** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:20 pm

Fortunately, he gives you water and some toothpaste!

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:21 pm

Unfortunately, you are still his slave.

Post by **Celebifly** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:22 pm

Fortunately, you get a restraining order for him

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:23 pm

Unfortunately, you don't have one for his younger brother who wants you to be his slave.

Post by **Silver** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:29 pm

Fortunately, his younger brother died in the fire.

Post by **Celebifly** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:32 pm

Unfortunately everyone thinks it was you who killed him and you're charged with first degree murder

Post by **Neo Zanther** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:32 pm

Unfortunately, the older brother didn't.

Post by **Pokemon Master** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:43 pm

<span style='color:blue'>Fortuately he will in about 30...29...28...27...26...25...24...23...22...21...20...19...18...17...16...15...14...13...12...11...10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1

((I wasn't screeming I simply said he broke the line of story))</span>

Post by **Silver** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 9:12 pm

Unfortunately, he comes back as a demon/zombie/ghost pirate that wants you dead. (Yeah, I stole that from Escape from Monkey Island...)