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[Stevenson]

The Poodle gets up, whimpering, but soon runs at Silver, fangs bared.

[Silver]

"Not a very friendly doggy, are you?" Silver was not about to get up and leave his key baby unattended. As the Poodle drew closer, Silver thrust his head forward as quickly as possible, knocking the rabid dog down with a fierce Headbutt. He questioned weather or not Pidgeot could do that, but chose not to be hung up on technicalities given the present situation. And given the splitting headache that resulted from the decision.

[Kaida]

Kaida held her bow with both hands as chaos erupted around her. Super Hot Dog Man, Poodle and Lampshroom seemed a lot more sturdy then the spambots, who were always replaced as one was defeated. This is getting us no-where, she thought, noticing that the spam bots appeared to be trying to block their exits, while Silver seemed intent on not moving from his spot.
"We need to get out of here, Stevenson might have worked out how to get another door open." She said finally taking action after standing around. She grabbed two arrows between her fingers and loosed them off in quick succession at Poodle who had just been head-butted, aiming for its leg joints. I've never been able to fire this quickly before, she thought thinking back to the many hours she'd spent at the archery range.
She then proceeded to fire arrows at the spambots who were closest to cutting off their exit, aiming for joints, hoping to just immobilize instead of destroying them. After loosing ten she realized that her quiver was empty, looking at it it seemed to glow a light pink and was refilled with twelve arrows. "That is one of the coolest things ever," She said and continued firing at the spambots.

[Stevenson]

Poodle disappears rather suddenly, making a surprised "Brow?" noise. A small, rope-looking object appears where poodle once lay.

The spambots explode as their joints are hit, but you notice that there seem to be less appearing then before.

[Prancing Mad]

As MK neared the lampshroom, he was assaulted with more barrages of lightning, all of which he kept dodging to the side. When he felt like he was close enough, he brought his shotgun up, took aim, and fired. Knocking the shroom back, he quickly cocked the gun again, stepped forward, and shot it one more time. The lampshroom fell backwards, but attempted another lightning bolt, to which MK just hopped backwards to avoid.

He attempted to fire the shotgun one more time, but this time was out of ammo. "Well crud. Hmm, who needs to reload when you just pull out a different gun?" He mused to himself as he tossed the shotgun over his shoulder. Reaching behind, he pulled out a flamethrower.

He grinned to himself. "This'll do nicely." He stepped forward to the lampshroom, looked down upon it, and brought the flamethrower up.

"Sorry lampshroom. You could say you... saute this coming." He pulled the trigger, unleashing the torrent of flame upon it.

(Horrible puns inbound! Hooray!)

[Josiah]

"Well, so much for that idea." Josiah shrugged. "If the minions keep coming, that usually means you neat to defeat the bosses."

He spun around until he spotted his targer. Cutting a wide swatch through the spam bots, he jumped high in the air and came down right behind Super Hotdog Man, scoring a powerful slash on his/its back.

[Stevenson]

Under the gout of flame, lampshroom disappears with a 'gloop!' MK, you see a lightbulb where the shroom was.

Super Hot Dog Man whirls around and punches Josiah clean in the jaw before flying in to the air to select a new target, diving towards Kaida.

[Saber Knight]

"Not so fast!" shouted Saber as she saw Super Hot Dog Man charge in Kaida's direction. With more speed than she ever remembered having before, she dashed toward the flying creature. Using the full force of her accelerated motion, she slammed into it, changing its course. She quickly gathered herself and slashed at Super Hot Dog Man.

[Stevenson]

Super Hot Dog Man grabs Saber Knight, flying high in to the air.

"Uh, hey guys, no pressure or anything, but some robots came through that gate, and they don't look friendly! I'll see what I can do!"

[Saber Knight]

"THIS IS NOT A THING I AM OKAY WITH!" wailed Saber as she was carried higher and higher. "REALLY NOT AT ALL ugh I knew I wasn't cut out for this..." she added, the last remark said under her breath. She attempted to use her lightsaber to cut herself free from Super Hot Dog Man's grasp.

[Stevenson]

As the light saber touches the Hot Dog Man, he disappears. However, Saber is now quite high in the air. It does not look like she will survive the fall.

Saber, however, is now holding a bright red cape. A note appears in front of her, in an opaque window, reading:

Super Hot Dog Man's Cape
(equippable by anyone except Stevenson, Josiah, and Matrix Kirby)
This cape gives you SUPER POWERS! Well, actually just one: flight.
It also smells of pork.

[Saber Knight]

Upon reading this label, Saber's eyes lit up with glee. Flight? she thought to herself, her heart rate quickening with excitement (or maybe with anticipation of imminently hitting the ground in a likely-fatal fashion), That's SO COOL I've always wanted to be able to fly and "OHHH DEAR I BETTER DO SOMETHING QUICK!" Her silent musings morphed into an actual shout as she realized the peril of her situation. She quickly donned the cape ("CRAP HOW DO I WORK THIS THING?!") and somehow managed to avoid hitting the ground.

"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

((Edit: Saber did indeed NOT done the cake. She did, however, don the cape.))

[Stevenson]

It should be noted that the robots have stopped appearing.

[Kaida]

Kaida was about to thank Saber before realizing that Saber was now the one in trouble, being momentarily distracted by Super Hot Dog Man and Saber's peril. After Saber recovered from her fall she remembered Stevenson's comment and looked at the gate where some spambots were making their way out of the 'Introductions'.
The intro trio were now destroyed and everyone seemed to be okay, she slid her bow into her quiver, which somehow fit while strung, and flexed her limbs. "Lets see how fast I can move now" She said to herself and ran to the group moving trough the gate and pulling her daggers out from their double scabbard. She pounced on the closest one wand stabbed it in the chest area with the largest dagger and proceeded to slash at the robots. And now I am most definably glad for the mock battles , She thought to herself. She had spent much time with her friends in primary school running around using sticks as weapons. And at one point pretending to be a dragon, in human for sometimes, in which case she had special ‘blades’ that could be covered in flames.
As Kaida thought back to that time her daggers suddenly lit up briefly with orange-red flames which burnt the robot she was currently slashing at with one of the daggers. Having shocked herself she lost concentration and the flames went out. Had she not been fighting spambots she would have stood there looking dumbly at the daggers trying to work out what had happened.

[Prancing Mad]

MK heard Stevenson's message, put the flamethrower away, then closed his eyes, thinking his message. "Don't worry Stevenson, I'm on my way." He turned around to the gate, and began running. In the midst of running, he pulled out a pistol.

He slid into the room and quickly took aim, focusing enough to slow down time and get head shots on each of the spam bots.