IP Mart

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IP Mart

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Welcome to the IP Mart! You buy stuff here! Obviously! Since an IP's health is magically restored after every battle, you don't really need healing items so there's not much I can sell you. There's just a few things here right now, but as you gather more Gym Badges, you may find that there will be more available to you.

Image IPA Ball: 200 IC.
It's a standard IP Ball. You use it to catch stuff. Nothing special about it.

Image Razor Moon Claw: 2000 IC.
Hold Item that boosts critical hit ratio. Also causes some types of IP to evolve if they level up while holding it.
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Re: IP Mart

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I'll take four IPA Balls, please.
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Re: IP Mart

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That'll be 800 IC. Thanks for your business!

...Of course it's not like I get anything out of it. That just seemed like the generic shopkeeper sort of thing to say. Maybe I should go with like, "I'm now going to forcefully extract 800 Imaginary Currency (<--totally what IC stands for)"...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Re: IP Mart

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"hey, I'd like 2 IPA balls please!"
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Re: IP Mart

Post by Kaida »

I'd like 3 IPA balls please.
Redback, Funnel-Web, Blue-ringed octopus
Taipan, Tigersnake and a Box jellyfish
Stonefish and the poison thing that lives in a shell
That spikes you when you pick it up
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I'll purchase some IPA Balls too. About 3, I suppose.
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May as well, I'll get 4 IPA balls for myself.
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Re: IP Mart

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All right, that's 400, 600, 600, and 800 respectively. The total will be deducted from your balance...

But that's such a bank teller thing to say. I'm not running a bank here. What to do...
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
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Re: IP Mart

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If I might make a suggestion, bro, buy some rad shades and smooth-talk everyone who enters your establishment. But I need to get back out there and fight me some Impossipokeymanz.
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