Say Something Random!
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Doodleshark
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Re: Say Something Random!
"Sure, boss. I'd be happy to prolong my captivity and psychological abuse to tighten some lug nuts for you." - Raul Tejada, Fallout: New Vegas
Re: Say Something Random!
"Jesus loves you...Everyone else thinks you suck." (a t-shirt)
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PoisonWing14
- Shiny Shedinja
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Re: Say Something Random!
“Ever notice how these are always a little crowded sometimes?”
- My dad, talking about some of our cabinets for glassware. He didn't understand why I was laughing until I told him just what he said.
- My dad, talking about some of our cabinets for glassware. He didn't understand why I was laughing until I told him just what he said.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
Re: Say Something Random!
SPY SAPPING MAH TELEPORTER!!
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Doodleshark
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Re: Say Something Random!
"Howdy 'do, folks. I'm Sheriff Meyers. Be good, or I'll shoot you dead." - Sheriff Meyers, Fallout: New Vegas
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PoisonWing14
- Shiny Shedinja
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Re: Say Something Random!
Me: "Hey, I just wanted to ask you someth-"
Friend: "Mind your own business, Mr. Spock! I'm sick of your half-breed interference!"
Me: "...Frankly, I'm rather dismayed at your use of the term 'half breed', Captain. You must admit, it is an unsophisticated expression."
Friend: "I'll remember that Mr. Spock...the next time I find myself in a similar situation. Now what was it that you wanted to say?"
Me: "...I have no idea. I used up all of the space in my current thinking mind to remember those lines."
Friend: "Well then, as I said, enough of your half-breed interference. Off with you."
Me: =_=
- A friend of mine and I, being the nerds that we are.
Friend: "Mind your own business, Mr. Spock! I'm sick of your half-breed interference!"
Me: "...Frankly, I'm rather dismayed at your use of the term 'half breed', Captain. You must admit, it is an unsophisticated expression."
Friend: "I'll remember that Mr. Spock...the next time I find myself in a similar situation. Now what was it that you wanted to say?"
Me: "...I have no idea. I used up all of the space in my current thinking mind to remember those lines."
Friend: "Well then, as I said, enough of your half-breed interference. Off with you."
Me: =_=
- A friend of mine and I, being the nerds that we are.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
Re: Say Something Random!
Mom: "Why are you putting sand in your pants?"
Brother: "It is a life lesson."
Mom: "What could you learn from that?!"
Brother: "The lesson is to never put sand in your pants."
Brother: "It is a life lesson."
Mom: "What could you learn from that?!"
Brother: "The lesson is to never put sand in your pants."
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PoisonWing14
- Shiny Shedinja
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Re: Say Something Random!
"Sir, there's a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder."
- Spock; Star Trek, Season one, Episode 24
- Spock; Star Trek, Season one, Episode 24
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
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Pikachu127
- Random Trainer
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Re: Say Something Random!
[Sniper stabs Spy]
Sniper: Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy! Professionals have standards.
Sniper: Be polite.
[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy]
Sniper: Be efficient.
[Sniper kills Medic, Soldier and Pyro with one shot each]
Sniper: Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
- Team Fortress 2 Sniper Trailer
Sniper: Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy! Professionals have standards.
Sniper: Be polite.
[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy]
Sniper: Be efficient.
[Sniper kills Medic, Soldier and Pyro with one shot each]
Sniper: Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
- Team Fortress 2 Sniper Trailer
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Silver
- Shiny Pidgeot King
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Re: Say Something Random!
"Why does your Doctor Who T-Shirt have a picture of a Police Box on it?" -Krenich
"What? No. Just- I'm sorry, I can't be friends with someone who doesn't know what a TARDIS is." -Me
"What? No. Just- I'm sorry, I can't be friends with someone who doesn't know what a TARDIS is." -Me
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate."
Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Re: Say Something Random!
Rapunzel: "Something brought you here. Call it fate, destiny-"
Flynn: "A horse."
(Tangled)
Flynn: "A horse."
(Tangled)
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Doodleshark
- Pokémon Master
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Re: Say Something Random!
The Doctor: "She's a woman, and she's the TARDIS!"
Amy Pond: "...Did you wish really hard?"
(Doctor Who)
Amy Pond: "...Did you wish really hard?"
(Doctor Who)
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Pikachu127
- Random Trainer
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grassaquilUV
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Re: Say Something Random!
The Meta-Game.
I thought Snivy was a grass version of Cyndaquil, that's the reason for my nickname, oh yeah check out my Youtube channel, grassaquilUV. (easy to remember, isn't it?)
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Pikachu127
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