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[PoisonWing14]

Adams: "Well it doesn't matter. I'll not appear in the history books anyway. Only you. Franklin did this and Franklin did that and Franklin did some other damn thing. Franklin smoked the ground and out sprang George Washington, fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and then the three of them, Franklin, Washington, and the horse, conducted the entire Revolution all by themselves."

Franklin: "...I like it."

- John Adams and Benjamin Franklin, 1776

[Doodleshark]

"About the only good thing I can say about this is: if there was ever a disease fit for a science fiction writer, flesh-eating disease has got to be it. This f***er spread across my leg as fast as a Star Trek space disease in time-lapse." - Peter Watts

[Saber Knight]

Adams: "Well it doesn't matter. I'll not appear in the history books anyway. Only you. Franklin did this and Franklin did that and Franklin did some other damn thing. Franklin smoked the ground and out sprang George Washington, fully grown and on his horse. Franklin then electrified him with his miraculous lightning rod and then the three of them, Franklin, Washington, and the horse, conducted the entire Revolution all by themselves."

Franklin: "...I like it."

- John Adams and Benjamin Franklin, 1776

One of my fav quotes from the show~ Best part is, that dialouge is based off of a real letter written by John.

"I was simply following protocol--"
"More like protoBALLS."
"...you're an idiot."

~Slightly Damned

[Zoras]

"BANANAS!!!"
-everyone at one point in their life.

[Doodleshark]

"Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business; killing the former is a favour to the universe." - Urdnot Wrex, Mass Effect

[Zoras]

"I'm The Doctor, in a Doctor suit!"- The Doctor at the end of Neo Season 6. (I busted out laughing at what he did in it!) XD XD XD

[Josiah]

Mutton: "You won't just stand still and die!"
Me: "Darn, he figured out my plan."
(Me playing Catherine)

[Heburn]

MMMEEEEEEAAAAPPP!!!!!!
My taco laid an egg!


*It hatched into a moose*

[Josiah]

"She got her face lifted once, but when the doctor saw what was beneath he dropped it back down." (Costello, The Abbott and Costello Show)

[Zoras]

Abbot: Alright, so Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on third.
Costello: THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT! Look, just tell me what's the guy's name on First?
Abbot: No, What's on Second.
Costello: I don't care Who's on Second!
Abbot: No no, Who's on First.
Costello: I Don't Know
Abbot: He's Third Base, we're not talking about him.
Costello: How did we get to Third? I just want to know What's the guy's name on First.
Abbot: No, What's on Second. Who's on First.
Costello: I Don't Know....
Both: Third Base.....
((You people aught to know this.))

[Josiah]

((Oh, I'm a big Abbott and Costello fan.))

"It's his first battle so it would be really nice if you'd just let him kill you." (Shura's mother, Yuusha Yoshihiko)

[Heburn]

Purple monkeys invaded my sock!!!
The sock king ordered them out.
They said oohooh aahaah.

*My sock is now full of Cheetos*

[Josiah]

"Be glad that you're ugly." (Yoshihiko, Yuusha Yoshihiko)

[Doodleshark]

"The geth might get me, but I'm not going to die from an infection in the middle of a battle. That's just insulting!" - Kal'Reegar, Mass Effect 2

[Josiah]

Yoshihiko: "How much gold are you worth?"
King Slime: "Um... Around 120."
Yoshihiko: "Then I will kill you."
(Yuusha Yoshihiko)