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[Josiah]

"Children, so adorable. They're almost like people." (Veronica, Better Off Ted)

[Zoras]

"Up from the depths.....
.....fii-ive fee-eet tall.....
breathing hot air....
she stays in the malls..
IT'S BULMA! IT'S BULMA!
IT'S BULMA!
and Frogzoo-kie!"
-me watching Dragon Ball Z Kai over the weekend.

[Josiah]

"The company loves money. If it could, it would go to strips clubs and throw naked women at money." (Veronica, Better Off Ted)

[Zoras]

"He's trying to figure out who took the toilet paper away from him!" -me talking about The Thinker during class.

[Josiah]

"Right and wrong. There's a difference. We just don't know what it is." (Viridian Dynamics ad, Better Off Ted)

[PoisonWing14]

"Let this be a lesson kids, when debating, solve your disagreement, not with words, but by screaming 'I AM A MAN!!!' and punching him in the guts."

- Linkara, AT4W, "Superman at Earth's End"

[Doodleshark]

"You are the farthest ever in space.
Why me, space?
Because you are the best.
I'm the best at space?
Yes..."
- Space Core, Portal 2

[Zoras]

"Get busy livin, or get busy dyin."
-Morgan Freeman, Shawshank Redemption

[Doodleshark]

“You've got a time machine, I've got a gun; what the hell, let's kill Hitler!” - Mel, Doctor Who

[Zoras]

"You know why they call it Demon's Run? Because they say demons run, when a good man goes to war."
-Dorium Maldovar, Doctor Who

[Josiah]

Rose: "The company doesn't make mistakes."
Ted: "What about that memo about Casual Fribsday?"
Rose: "They explained that. Fribsday is a day foretold by the Mayan calender that will occur in 2014 and the company decided that it will be best celebrated in a casual way."
(Better Off Ted)

[Doodleshark]

"Shut up, Hitler!" - Rory, Doctor Who

[Zoras]

"Believe me when i say this, but it was purely an accident." The Doctor after saving Hitler's life.

[Doodleshark]

"The Royal Ottawa Mental Health Centre; home to the world's most ineffective 'no smoking' sign." - Me after an appointment with a psychiatrist.

[Zoras]

"Admit you crave his tasty spinach.
....fall and worship.........GIANT SANDWICH!"
-Gramma Stuffem, F. O. O. D. F. I. T. E.