Mafia

[Giga-Gar]

I think we all know that Saber was the only one who could have done such a thing. Saber told me this in good faith, but I never thought it would come to this. Saber has a crippling cheese addiction. Cheddar, Gorgonzola, and apparently, dude. She even carries around a cheese knife wherever she goes. I'm sorry for outing you, saber, but in order to protect this community of ours, it had to be done. I vote for Saber.

[Saber Knight]

Actually, Tango and my other sister are the ones in the house with the cheese addictions. I can't stand it when there's a lot of cheese; I sometimes take the cheese off my pizza if there's too much. Errr, I can't argue about the whole sword thing, though. It's right there in the corner of my room. Upside down because I'm too lazy to right it.

So I vote Josiah. Because he had a more convincing argument, and that's just plain mean!

[PoisonWing14]

I vote for...BFC. Why you ask?....I don't know why. I'm just too tired right now to think of / make a conclusive accusation.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

I vote Saber. And I'm tired too, 3:20 AM, so I'm not explaining.

[grassaquilUV]

I vote Saber, but I'm not fully awake so, NO EXPLAINATION!!!!

[PoikSpirit]

There's been another murder! Not again! I was just starting to enjoy this Summer. Oh well, I guess it's time to find out *puts on glasses* who cut the Cheez. *sandwich'd*

Was it Josiah, the head-cheese of the forums, forever denied his dairy designation by the aforementioned fiend. Frankly he found this fact frighteningly frustrating. It just follows that he would take action.
Or Sira, who has the habit of hitting the cheese pretty hard, however, when he had her hitting him, he had decided to hit back, and in her surprise, she accidentally hit too hard. She then went to hide her blunder by dicing up the victim, but had to head out early so she wouldn't be caught.
Or Maybe Poison who simply sought sustenance in her seep deprived state. Drawn to the succulent suggestion of a sandwich with cheese, she mistakenly stabbed and sliced our unfortunately named friend.
Or Saber, whose sharp blade would be brilliant at bringing Cheez down. Whose lame attempts to feign laziness, leave me with the impression that she should try to more thoroughly cover her tracks.
But it could have been Gar... Yes it could have.
Or even BFC (*rolls random letter die*) with a really rad realization that Cheez's name had real roots, and as a result, he decided to research the reach of the not-so-randomly named victim by rendering him into an edible form.
No, it was Poik who ran out of alliterations days ago and has been desperately trying to piece them together to make this post.

So, with this overwhelming evidence, I must -there is no other option (except every other option)- vote for Gar.

[Josiah]

*pokes*

[Giga-Gar]

Ok! I admit it! I ate the last cookie from the cookie jar! I promise I'll buy more!

[Siranae]

I dunno, Gar's reasoning sounds pretty convincing. And I don't think Saber's been the Mafia yet since I stared playing.

Sorry Saber, but this round my vote goes to you.

[PoisonWing14]

Actually, I'll change my vote to Saber. I mean, having a sword in her name doesn't help her case much. (Although, I know that feeling, being PoisonWing and all...) Besides, I made my last choice when I was tired, and when has making a decision when you're tired been a good idea?

[Saber Knight]

Hey, I've definitely been mafia before!


....that's not helping my case, is it?

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Not really. In fact I'm taking that as you admitting you have Mafia ties. So it's definitely Saber!

[PoikSpirit]

With that last post, Gar's convinced me. So I change my vote to Grassaquil!

[grassaquilUV]

Ouch PoikSpirit, that hurt, I mean really, I am just a normal snivy, what on earth could i have possibly cut the cheese looking thing, dude, whatever. i ask you, what could a normal snivy cut chesse with? I give you anwser, NOTHING!!!! It was Saber, Because she can cut, she can dice, she obvoiusly did the crime.

[PoikSpirit]

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt as a newbie, but you are being defensive.
Also, Razor Leaf. You can learn that, right? No? What kind of a grass type are you? And, what's Leaf Blade?