Hello

[grassaquilUV]

Hi, This is grassaquilUV, I have been reading the comics for a few months, saw the forum contests, and was impressed that the forums was a big part of pebble version, so I decided to join, I hope I can fit in easily.

[PoikSpirit]

Welcome to the forums! Don't worry, I think you can fit in alright.
As long as you remember your manners, we don't (often) bite.
Just be sure to guard your mind, for we tend to be quite insane.
Well, we will be for this topic, and when we get new members again.
Until then, enjoy our madness, because we will I confess.
Just don't run off from this mess, well, not yet my friend unless
You decide that our group is not right for you.
And if that's the case then go ahead, shoo.

[Josiah]

Welcome to the forums! I'm Josiah, the guy is charge, and the one who traditionally warns people about how weird and random intro threads tend to get. Please read the rules and enjoy your stay.

[grassaquilUV]

Thanks Guys, I hope to fit in, Thanks

[PoisonWing14]

'Ello new member! As Josiah said, these intros can get quite random. I hope we don't scare you away!
I'm PoisonWing14, or 'Poison', for short.
I guess I'll be the official warn-er for today. *pulls out list* A-hem...let's see here...Watch out for:
- Flying sandwiches,
- Crawling pizza,
- Rocket propelled fish,
- Occasional areas with low to zero gravity,
- People who excessively use the word 'muffin',
- Raptors playing tubas,
- Unidentified swimming giraffes,
- Random references to awesome video games,
- Places with massive amounts of interstellar portals,
- Cakes with bad tempers,
- Nuclear War-Peppers,
- Anti-freeze raining down from the sky,
and,
- That mold in the corner of some threads that may or may not have become sentient.

Thank you and have a nice day.

[Puyon]

Well, greetings our newest fellow! I hope you enjoy yourself! SO. I think that I'll just leave this spoon here. I'll leave it to you to decide it's purpose.

[grassaquilUV]

Ok, first for Poison, REALLY? Please tell me at least half of the stuff will not happen to me, because my avatar is good, but not good for everything, Now for the spoon, It is the one item in all the PV forums that has a chance (35.35219654126552146398052154639659875741753269541905 sucess rate to be exact) of hypnotizing a single admin or global moderator, (Yes, that includes you Josiah) to post one item of my bidding.

[PoisonWing14]

Don't worry. Those are just warnings. The low to zero gravity areas and interstellar portal places are actually pretty cool, but...most people attacked by the Raptors with tubas...let's just say they won't the same. *kneels down to grab crawling pizza and takes a bite out of it* Most of the other things are pretty much harmless. *Wanders off into a portal to find a Rootbeer tree*

[grassaquilUV]

Poison? What indications are there for you to know when a raptor with a tuba, (Oh please let science have a reasonable explanation of why raptors, which are supposed to be dead, have tubas!) are coming?

[PoisonWing14]

*Comes back out of the portal with an open Rootbeer in hand* They normally lead with their left foot and will most likely be playing 'The Imperial March'. (Heh, band geek humor.)

[grassaquilUV]

Ok, Poison, Thanks

[grassaquilUV]

So, Let's see, I'll try the spoon...You decide who I should try the hypno spoon on.

[Siranae]

Welp, hello there new member.

Sorry if I'm kind of late. I got stuck in an area with zero gravity and found myself unable to move. But luckily a school of rocket propelled fish came along and bumped me out of it.

I'm Siranae, but you can also call me Sira.

And there is a good chance that right now I am sitting like a gargoyle. I'm not trying to appear threatening or anything, it's just how things are sometimes. Please don't try to juggle me or anything.

Anyway, welcome to the forums. Relax, we are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like, but you may never leave...In a metaphorical sense at least. It would make no sense if I said you could physically check out but not physically leave. That kind of doesn't make any sense.

[grassaquilUV]

Thanks, Sira, I think...

[grassaquilUV]

Thank you, I feel like I fit in already, I am playing a few games, thank you Poison for my future nightmares, and I am seeing if I can get Survivor: Pebble Version revivied, all in the course of 2-3 days, wow, there is a lot to do, Thank You So Much!