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[Josiah]

"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water." (quote from somewhere)

[Faustgy]

Friend's status message: I beat a chicken. c:
Faus: ...You beat a chicken...?
Uh... Congratulations? ._.
Friend: LOOOL thank you 8D
Faus: You must feel very accomplished. :v
Friend: LOOL I DO 8D
I was walking home from a friend's house and then I saw this
chicken behind a fence
And we had a staring contest
AND I WON 8D
Faus: ...WOW.

In case you can't tell, my "wow" was an "are you kidding me" type of "wow", not an "I'm amazed" one.
...Though I suppose I should be amazed that she was bored enough to have a staring contest with a chicken...

[Josiah]

"You've got a mohawk, LEGOs, and you take karate! Of course you're cool!" (little kids talking in karate class)

[Doodleshark]

"Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men." - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

[PoisonWing14]

Friend: "my period is so long it could be a eoa! "
Me: "...Do you mean an Era or an Eon?"
Friend: "ugh. i mean era :P"
Me: "Epoch Fail!"

- Chating with one of my friends, being our nerdy selves.

[Josiah]

"He isn't even trying to be subtle anymore. Or maybe he is... In which case, wow that's really sad." (GLaDOS, Portal 2)

[Doodleshark]

The Doctor: "Rory, I'm not trying to be rude... but you died."
Rory: "Yeah, I know. I was there."
The Doctor: "You died, and then you were erased from time. You didn't just die, you were never born at all. You never existed! How can you be here?!?"
Rory: "I don't know... It's kind of fuzzy."
The Doctor: "Fuzzy?!?"
Rory: "Well, I died and turned into a Roman. It's very distracting."
- Doctor Who

[Giga-Gar]

"Biting's excellent! It's like kissing, only their's a winner!" - Idris, Doctor Who

[Josiah]

"With that giant billboard and all the purple neon lights, what's the point of the guy on the sidewalk holding that dinky little sign?" (me while driving through town)

[Doodleshark]

"Most people emerge from suspended animation terribly undernourished; I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds." - GLaDOS, Portal 2

[Josiah]

"We know you have a choice in airlines and today you made the wrong one." (Bender, Futurama)

[grassaquilUV]

Boy: Yeah, It made me think of you.
Girl: Why? Becuase its elegant and cute?
Boy: Becuase its useless and smells like dog doo
Girl: *Death Glare*
Boy: What?

[Saber Knight]

That reminds me....

Girl: You remind me of the ocean.
Boy: Because I'm strong and unpredictable?
Girl: No. It's because you make me sick.

[PoisonWing14]

Me: 'Guys! Does anyone have any ideas for some pokemon sprites for me to make?'
Friend1: 'well, first, I'm a girl, and second, no.'
Friend2: 'a sprite? like a fairy?'
Friend2: 'or the soda?'
Friend3: 'you still make those things?'
Friend1: 'a sprite is when someone takes two or more pokemon and mix them together.'
Friend2: 'oh! umm...let me think...'
Friend3: 'pikachu with every single pokemon there is'
Friend2: 'yeah! do that!'
Friend1: 'thirded!'
Me: 'O.O...umm, seriously?'
Friend3: 'yep! do it!'
Friend2: 'do it or we'll spam you for a week!'
Me: '...Excuse me. *walks over to corner and explodes*'
Friend1: 'still have to do it. even as a ghost.'
Me: '*snaps fingers* Darn.

- Me asking my friends for sprite recomendations...and...yeah. That's my assignment for this week...Well, after that, they said the first 151 pokemon would be fine. But still, my friends are evil...and that's why I love them! (by the way, how am I going to combine Pikachu with itself?)

[Josiah]

Restaurant Sign: "Try reverse happy hour!"
Me: "So that would be the time when all the drinks cost twice as much?"