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May 27, 2011, was a pleasant day for all of Pebble Version. Saber Knight, in particular, experienced unusual feelings of pleasantness - "There were fluffy pillows everywhere I went!" she reports. Cheezdude has also reported seeing an increased number of protective fluffy pillows, particularly around areas from which a deathly fall is possible. An earlier quote from the late White Samurai indicates that Saber Knight and Siranae spent the day touring Pebble Version's numerous "Locations From Which a Deathly Fall is Possible" National Landmarks.

Despite all this, White Samurai - or should I say, Metalheadz - was discovered at the Pebble Version forgery, DEAD. Specifically, his head, being made of metal, had been melted down and forged into the word "DEAD". The usual master of the forge, Blue Fire Cyndaquil, claims to have been absent at the time. This story is supported by PoisonWing's testimony: "He was with me the whole time. We play Scrabble on Friday nights." Giga-Gar, as well, was in attendance at this Friday night Scrabble session and noted no oddities. Josiah, Colly, and Poik all say that they were "playing video games" at the time of Metaldeadz's demise, but there is no confirmation of this information.

So, who could it have been? Perhaps the alleged video gamers deceive us? Or was it an elaborate Scrabble-based scheme? Maybe Colonel Mustard in the Den with the Candlestick? The only truth behind this mystery is...

The mafia! Cast your vote now to see who will remain and who will face elimination!
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Triple Word Score! Yes! I-I mean, it's obvious that BFC was the only one who could have done it. He is the only person with the keys to the control room. I mean, has anyone seen him during his so called "Absence?"
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You vote him even though it was stated that you were playing Scrabble with him? I call that suspicious.
Perhaps you needed those four letters, didn't you?
I vote Gar.

Also, he's Metalheadz, what happened to his other head(s)?
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Wow, I'm stupid. So stupid in fact that I couldn't possibly pull of this heinous murder. Still, whomever(that's correct, yes?) did this horrible crime must have known how to operate the machinery. And Poik is very good with machines, as I recall. To those who play video games with him, I ask you this. You all know of his infamous "potty breaks" yes? Quite annoying when playing Halo, I know, but do you ever wonder what could be taking him so long in the bathroom? I'll leave such reasons up to you, but for now, I would like to shift my vote over to Poik.
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Giga-Gar wrote:Wow, I'm stupid. So stupid in fact that I couldn't possibly pull of this heinous murder.
:P I usually try not to say lol, but that's the only thing I can think of for this post.

lol.

But maybe that was your plan all along Gar. Maybe you messed up your logic on purpose so we'd all believe that you were too stupid to be the Mafia and murder BFC. So I put my vote down for Poison.

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Gar is acting way too desperate here. Besides, everyone knows that he never wins the Scrabble games so this was probably all part of some crazy plan to give himself the advantage by making extra letters! Of course, carving them out of wood like regular Scrabble tiles would have been a better idea, but since when does logic have anything to do with muder? I vote Gar!
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[ghost]Hm... Who is good at scrabble? I'd say Poik is the Mafia, but I'm dead, so, how are you guys reading this? lol[/ghost]
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I'm quite terrible at scrabble myself. If Metal was winning, which he probaly was, I can see that I might have a motive for killing him, but I'm a good sport. I think I'll say Saber. I mean, fluffy pillows everywhere? Sounds slightly crazy to me. There couldn't have been fluffy pillows everywhere. If there was, well...that'd just be completely...crazy.
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Sorry I haven't said anything. I'm at Pine Cove, the best Christian camp ever.

There is no key. It's an open-air, old-fashioned forge. Anyone with coal and a match could use it.

I have no vote yet. I'm still deciding. Plus I'm at camp. I will vote by Sunday.
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Blue Fire Cyndaquil wrote:There is no key. It's an open-air, old-fashioned forge. Anyone with coal and a match could use it.
As I said before, I'm stupidly idiotic. In fact, you'd think I would know that the forge is open to anyone, but I've never needed much use from the forge, so I've never been there.
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Ugh. I expected Josiah to beat me, but I had no idea Colly was so good as well... I used to think I could actually hold my own in Super Monkey Balls 2, but I guess I need more practice.

More importantly, there was a murder!... Again... It keeps happening!

Was it Saber Knight with a pillow in the leaning tower of deactivated spambot accounts? After killing Metal, it would be simple to take the dead body in a bag as construction material into the forge and craft her devious masterpiece.
Or Cheez with a knife in the kitchen? It'd have to be a pretty sharp knife to carve up Metal's head like that. If he wasn't careful, he might have cut the... well, himself.
Or maybe White Samurai with a name revert in the forums?... Umm...
Or possibly Siranae with a candlestick in the library? It would bring a light to the mystery like a candle to the back of the head.
Or the master of the forge himself, Blue Fire Cyndaquil in the ballroom with an acetylene torch? He might have slipped out while Gar was stuggling to put together a word. It wouldn't take the master long to get the job done.
Or possibly PoisonWing with a testimony in the courtroom? After all, words are more powerful than the sword, and all this word-smith would have to do is piece the right ones together. And now I want to watch Doctor Who...
Or Giga-Gar with a straw in the hospital? Needing the right tiles to complete his word, he slipped out unnoticed and made them out of the best construction material he knows, Metal's head.
Or Josiah with a controller in the den? Having finished the race with Poik trailing about halfway back, he had all the time in the world to sneak out and cause terror.
Or Colly with '_- in the smilie pop-up window? After wiping out Josiah and Poik in a dogfight, she snuck out while the other two were practicing for a rematch. And she finally proved you can kill with a look, but it has to be pixelated...
But most likely it was Poik with a cardboard box in the lobby. After all, he is Poik, the master of getting Gar to accuse him.

So I'm going to vote... Josiah, and make the votes split up even more.
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I vote Colly. Colly is obviously a better gamer than Poik, so she could ha- Ah, who am I kidding? I'm just sayingthat. I vote Siranae. She took Saber to places where a deathly fall was possible! Devious much?
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Hrm... I feel the only logical deduction can be... COLLY! My logic runs thusly: Because I said so.
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