Random friend: Guess what?!
Other friends and I: What?
Random friend: Hairy French A**!
Other friends and I: O_o / >_0 / =_= / e_o / XD / 0,o / OAO
Random friend:
(Guess who the one that was literally dying from laughter was?)
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I don't like our new refrigerator! It's all big and black, like Darth Vader!" -Silver's mom
"You just... compared Darth Vader to a refrigerator..." -Silver
"Refrige-Vader?" -Colly
"Irregardless" and "Over exaggerated" are NEVER CORRECT EVER because they are redundant
Regardless means "without regard", and adding "ir" on the front actually makes it a double negative; exaggerate means "to overstate" so you're literally saying "over overstate." Example: I can not exaggerate the importance of this fact enough, regardless of how often people ignore it.
Friend: On St. Patrick's day, you're allowed to punch anyone who'd English or speaks in an English accent!
Me: (In Scotish accent) So, does 'at mean, I can speak in a Scotish accent? I don't 'ave a good Irish accent.
Friend: Sure!
Me: Ha! 'Ats good.
Friend2: (in English accent) Good Day to you all! What's going on here?
Friend: English accent!
Me: Let's git 'im!
Friend2: Eep!
- On St. Patrick's day. Another reason I hang out with my friends.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"The bad news is: for safety reasons, the chamber is filled with sentry turrets that will kill you on sight. They might be polite, but whatever they say, they really want to kill you."
[Friend]: How is it so easy for you to act realistically drunk?
[Me]: I think it's mainly from my ancestory.
[Friend]: You think?
[Me]: Ehhh...yeah. I mean, i'm Irish, German, Polish, Scotish, Welsh, Native American, and French Canadian. Most of those have some problems with addictions to alcohol or something.
[Friend]: Wow, have you ever actually drank anything alcoholic?
[Me] Well, there was this one time is mistook Rum-Nog for Egg-Nog....(slurring) But it was pretty good.
[Friend]: >_>
- This morning, after I accurately impersonated the Demoman (drunk) from TF2.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
I have to find my real father. - Kaiba
Yeah! - Mokuba
And then kill him... - Kaiba
Yeah! Wait, what...? - Mokuba
YGO Abridged, Seto Kaiba' Real Father - Conclusion
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
"Alright, who has the answer to this question? Christina?" -Teacher
"Me? Oh.. huh? Yeah I-- no wait-- Uh... oh righ-- no! I mean... 5?" -Christina
"...You're the only person I know who can waste 1 minute deciding if you have an answer."-Me
That awkward moment when all your attachments just die.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
"Although Connecticut is the wealthiest state in the nation, its citizens are forced to live in giant mansions, as many cannot afford the rent of a cramped one-bedroom apartment in Manhattan." - Our Dumb World