Penny for your Thoughts?

[Metalheadz]

<< The weather outside, how delightful. Along with every other member on this forum. >>

[Silver]

<<My dear, you have such a horrible misconception about characters from romance novels. We don't act like we're in love with life, the universe, and everything... there is only one thing, one person in the entire world, that causes such elation.

And that is you - my one true love, the sun in my sky and the birds outside my window on a warm spring day!>>

[Saber Knight]

<< My dearest heart can bear it no more... Just this morning, we skipped through the streets, as if there was nothing else in the world... Then he... he told me of something he'd done in the past... a murder he'd committed. The sepia flashback scene showed the whole thing in gruesome detail and I... I could not bear it. Though it pained me with each step I took, I fought back my tears and ran to the train station. As the conductor made the last call, I looked up and saw him there... in the crowd... and then he was gone and my heart was dealt the finishing blow and now my beloved--for truely, he is still such--and I are separated for an eternity... ah, the fates can be so cruel! >>

[Josiah]

<< At last, at long last, my heartfelt advances have been accepted! Oh forums, you teased my horribly, going down whenever I tried to tell you the words most dear to my heart. But now, at last, here we are together. I knew that, deep down, you had feelings for me. I knew that, if I only pressed on, you could eventually be mine. Come my love, let us spend the night posting to our hearts' content until the cruel dawn forces us apart once more. >>

[Dark Gentleman]

<< Alas, must my broken soul continue in its cruel torment. My mouth betrays me yet again as I lovingly speak these words. You shattered my heart mercilessly when the truth you did speak for today. I must continue this cursed facade and suffer this indignity yet still. For tomorrow it shall end, I question the hope in my voice. >>

[Metalheadz]

<< Oh jeez! Young man, you are getting 5-hours detention for the rest of the week. How dare you take a spit-ball and aim it in my coffee. Finish your pop-quiz, or I'll make it 6-hours detention. Understand me, sir? >>

[Dark Gentleman]

<< Ugh, dreadful little monsters... how I despise them. I just know one of them put something in my desk... but what and who? I have to get my lesson plan out of my desk to see what we're supposed to do today... dang it, what am I gonna do?! >>

[Salkium]

<<Please put your note cards, books, and other materials beside a pencil and write down your best answer to these questions on this piece of paper I will be handing out to you. Everyone will have 10 minutes to complete it. Best of luck.>>

[Saber Knight]

<< Children these days! I had to hand out more detentions than ever today! >>

[Metalheadz]

<< It's 10:30, school is still in session! Back to your seats! >>

[Dark Gentleman]

<< Ah, recess, my one break during the day. While they play outside I get to look over tests and grade pa-HEY! Wait a minute... how is this a break?! >>

[Saber Knight]

<< Now, class, today we are going to work on coloring pages! Isn't that fun? >>

[Silver]

<<Sitting bored in computer class
This one needs no effort to pass
Finish the work
Give PV a look
But Access is a real pain in the donkey>>

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

<<What Silver as said made me laugh
The synonym joke is a gaff
He coould not say it
That on which we sit
So he chose to make us all laugh.>>

[Josiah]

<< Today's event is going too far
Perhaps future poetry I should bar
I'm just sitting here
Realizing with fear
That thinking in limericks can leave a mental scar. >>