Return of the Revenge of the Son of Saying Hi to Josiah!

[PoisonWing14]

Moi,

Aww...good job Gar! I, myself, have never had a boyfriend. I've had many crushes, but, alas, most of them are on video game/anime/manga characters. Oh, woe is me....well, not really. I'd rather have a really good friend who happens to be a guy then a nice boyfriend anyday.

Wow...yesterday (since it's technically Monday now) it snowed a whole lot!...well it's only lake-effect stuff, but still! Time to get out my favorite scarf, find a good pair of gloves, and look for my Alpaca-Hat! (and no, it's not a llama hat, it's an alpaca-hat!)

Well, I'd better go to bed, or i'll be quite exausted in the morning...not that I wouldn't if I did get more then 3 hours of sleep a night.

[Metalheadz]

Attention Pebbles class!

Recently, I had received a well-written report from a student of mine, Nathaniel. It appears as if he got a 99 A on his test. Only a 99?! What could he have missed from getting a 100? Did I ever mention today I caught him sticking gum under my desk? How ridiculous, why does this happen to me everyday from everyone at my students? I mean, come on, can't I have a day without being thrown paper balls at, being spat at with spit-balls, and confiscating the kids' video games? Plus, I teach a Spanish class. Do they learn any Spanish? Of course they do, the Spanish they learn from Taco Bell to be exact. As a follower of the school Code of Conduct, I say THEY'RE ALL EXPELLED!!

[Dark Gentleman]

Good day everyone, please take your seats, class with begin shortly. Now, before we get started I need to know who's here and who's not, so when I call your name say "here!"

[Saber Knight]

Ah, good day. When I call you name, please raise your hand. Anyone who pretends to be someone else will be sent to the principals office. Understood? Good.

Now, pay close attention, as there will be a quiz tomorrow on this. Today, in Physics class I playe with play dough instead of paying attention. Now don't you try the same antics! It was a special case, as I was on the verge of falling asleep... and of course you'd never be on the verge of falling asleep in MY class. We are beginning a new unit on electricity, which I will now commence to teach you.

E = F/q. F = k(q1*q2)/r^2. Write those down and memorize them, they will not be given to you for tomorrow's quiz.

I also managed to find a good serious/sad monolouge to auiditon with. However, what I am really looking for is a nice comedic monolouge, since that's really my strong suit. Since I'm feeling generous, here's an extra credit option: Present me with a good comedic monolouge by first block tomorrow. That is all, class dismissed!

[Puyon]

Good Evening, students. My name is Ms. Puyon C., spelled like this.
P-U-Y-O-N C. If you by any chance have trouble calling me by my name, then please address me as "Ms. P", you can forget about the C. Understood?

You will not be getting out of your seats, and there will be no disruptive outbursts, and there will be no gum chewing, I'll allow mints to pass but please refrain from candy. Do I make myself clear?

I am your substitute for today, you probably don't see me in this school often.

Your teacher left me a note to tell you about what we teachers do on our time off, because there has been strange rumors floating about.
When we aren't busy grading your tests, or making notes on how to arrange our class, we live as any normal person. Strangely enough, I've been given a teaching job at age 13, so I live as.... um... I guess a normal 13 year old girl. I go to school, just as all of you do.
Today in our P/E class we were told to play a strange game called "Dead Fish". Has anybody heard of it? Raise your hand maybe...? No? Let me explain to you what it is. Basically, it looks just like volleyball at first, except on both sides there are two long lines. We have one person on each side serve at a time, if they don't make it over the net, then the player must move to the other side of the net and lay on the floor, this is called the "Dead Fish State". The "dead fishes" must lie on the ground and wait to get hit by the ball. ... You guys are giving me looks as if you wanted me to get hit.... How rude.
But it did happen eventually. Because I don't hit so well, I always hit the net. When it came to lying on the floor, it was quite boring. I was anticipating for a ball to come close. But when ever somebody made it over the net, it would just hit by my head. After approximately 10 minutes of lying there, a ball finally came and hit me. ... In the eye. To most it wasn't really a surprise, as seeing that I got hit in the face playing soccer, and basketball.

So what do you think everybody? I'm sure your P/E class has all sorts of strange games for you to play too. Is there going to be a test on this lecture? No. However we do have a quiz on sales discounts and taxes. Make sure to study... it helps most people a lot. Your teacher told me to emphasize that you study. ENFORCE IT ON YOU. Also make sure when taking your quiz that you read everything carefully. I have a study sheet to pass out to all of you. Again, read carefully. *brrrnng* And now you are saved by the bell. Good day!

[Giga-Gar]

Good evening class. I am your TA for tonight. Your normal professor will not be here, due to the fact that as a TA I am contractually required to do his every bidding while he does nothing.

today will be your Mathmatica final. You have three hours, and you must begin now. I hope you all studied for this exam, as it is worth at least 20% on your Final, which as you know is worth 20% of your final grade. I'll be grading your tests through the night, while the professor gets to sleep like a normal person.

[Kaida]

Goodmorning Girls and Boys and anything inbetween.

Today we'll be making Yakitori, a lovely Japanese dish, unfortunatly we don't have coal to grill it over but I'm sure our grills will work just fine.
So lest run through the recipe shall we, First we'll make the Tare Sauce, dice our chicken and let it marinate in the sauce for a bit.
Next we'll dice up our capsicum and spring onion, otherwise I'm sure your parents will complain about me not teaching you healthier meals.
Once we've finished that we'll put everything on the skewers, no stabbing yourself please, and cook them.
And then of course we can eat it, If you want to take some home then just cook enough for you to try, you can keep the rest in the fridges and pick it up after school.
Now lets get started.

((Greetings forum goers, as a side note, it looks like we may have a date for wedding. We're looking at August next year. Should be fun/interesting planning for it. ^_^))

[Dark Gentleman]

Amazing news class, I think I'm going to pass out from posting too much. Seriously though, can someone carry me to the nurse's office? And teach the class while I'm gone? Thanks.

[Zoras]

alright, darky, i'll take over.

now if you turn in your books to chapter 68, we will discuss the history of Namu.

[Giga-Gar]

Turn to page 394...

Today we will learn about the subtle art of making posts. I can teach you how to type of fame, write with grace, and even win arguments, but only if you PAY ATTENTION! SABER! What is the difference between their, they're and there? DOODLESHARK! Where can you find...(and so on and so forth)

...and for gods sake, when you use apostrophes, use them for contractions and possession.

Well, why arn't you writing this down!?

(Just think Snape)

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

I'm back, and ignoring the week of randomness.

I'm also depressed. For one reason: Girl trouble.

[Saber Knight]

Good evening, class. Now, you are all here in this night remedial session because you failed out of normal school and need to take classes on the side. We teachers drew straws, and I ended up stuck with you lot. I'm already irritated about this. So don't test me.

We will be getting to work straightaway with the three laws of thermodynamics. List them in order, this is a pop quiz! If you knew anything, you'd have the three laws down by now! Follow that with a paragraph describing a book you read last year... if you hoodlums can even manage to read, that is. Then find all the 7th roots (both real and imaginary) of 56781. You have fifteen minutes... okay... go.

[Giga-Gar]

I'm back, and ignoring the week of randomness.

I'm also depressed. For one reason: Girl trouble.

Mr. Cyndaquil, I hope you know that we have a strict policy against PDAs. That said, as the TA, I don't really care. If you want, you can go to the counciling center right down Whatever Hall. There are plenty of certified councilers to help you with your problem. Unfortunately, I am not one of them. I wish you luck however. Oh, and by the way, make sure you avoid Dr. Hill. He's in a bit of a bad mood right now and is waiting to take it out on the first person he sees.

[Josiah]

Good evening, class. I apologize for being late for today's lesson but I was held up with my very long commute and internet troubles. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll still be able to answer most of the questions on the test in only half the time if you begin now and don't bother to read the answers. While I normally discourage random guessing, as the test is on luck and probability, it seems a rather appropriate way to guage your grasp of the material. Please have your number 2 penciles ready- NUMBER 2 ONLY! Put that ordinary pencil away right now! Now get ready and...begin.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

I can't stop laughing.... You guys are hilarious....