The Vending Machine Game

[Aquanta]

You get: A bill for 100 t.v.'s


*Inserts: A boat*

[Carsher]

Gets... an 18th century warship (yeah, yeah, I know, too big)!

*Inserts irritating spam*

[PoisonWing14]

You get: not-so irritating spam


*Inserts: Blood*

[Salkium]

You Get: A blood-sucking walking undead



*Inserts: Bar of soap*

[PoisonWing14]

You get: Goat milk


*Inserts: Cirrus Cloud*

[Metalheadz]

You get ice crystals!

*inserts paper airplane*

[Dark Gentleman]

You get a paper cut.

*inserts a mirelurk*

[Zoras]

you get a ROCK LOBSTER!!

*inserts a loli*

[Salkium]

You Get: A man


*Inserts: Gum*

[Dark Gentleman]

No gum chewing in my class! You get a detention slip.

*inserts report card*

[Salkium]

You Get: All F's and if you don't speak in class and follow the lessons like the other students, than you will be able to learn and understand the information.


*Inserts: A ruler*

[Dark Gentleman]

Why think your for the ruler, my class needed an extra one for their measuring assignment.

*inserts today's homework (due by tomorrow)*

[Zoras]

you get a dog's stomach! (guess he was telling the truth huh?)

*inserts a valid web comic*

[Salkium]

You Get: A timeout and you can't go out to play with the other children.


*Inserts: Gum on a stick*

[Dark Gentleman]

I told you no gum chewing in my class, even if it is on a stick! You get a note sent home.

*inserts a class pet*