What would you do if....game

[Pikachu127]

Commit suicide.

What would you do if you were king of the forums?

[Doodleshark]

((Is killing yourself the answer to everything? And I thought I had issues...))

I would quickly institute an authoritarian regime to keep me in power forever.

What would you do if Mars attacked? ((No suiciding!))

[Pikachu127]

I'd commit suicide. Hey, I'm not suicidal, I just find that sometimes, that's the best answer. Heck, I don't want finger pain!

[Doodleshark]

Okay, new rule... From now on, you're not allowed to kill yourself, because that's too bloody easy. Instead, you're gonna have to actually put in some creative effort and think of an actual answer.

Now... What would you do if the Zerg attacked?

[Pikachu127]

Crud. Er, right here? Right now? Ah... Investigate the creep. I want to do something before I die. If I had to die at the hands of the Zerg, though... I'd choose death by Guardian.

[Doodleshark]

That's better. Thank you.

What would you do if your daddy became your father?

[Josiah]

Nothing, since there really isn't any difference.

What would you do if it started raining cats and dogs (literally)?

[Pikachu127]

I'd laugh, then run indoors to escape the downpour.

What would you do if all the nukes in the world blew up?

[Doodleshark]

Go on an adventure in the post-apocalyptic wasteland with my dog and my rifle, a la Fallout 3

What would you do if you came home to find a walrus living with your family?

[Metalheadz]

Oh joy! I love walrus.

What would you do if you became lost in time with Xain?

[PoisonWing14]

I'd grab a compass, map, watch and leave him to fend for himself.


What would you do if everything could spontaniously combust at any time?

[Pikachu127]

I'd wait.

What would you do if you were surrounded by 200 zerglings, 100 Marines, and 50 Dragoons? (StarCraft)

[Doodleshark]

Slip away unnoticed whilst the marines and zerglings killed each other.

What would you do if a pimp asked you where his money was?

[Pikachu127]

Kick him in the face.

((What happened to the dragoons?))

What would you do if you were in the middle of a battle between Ultralisks and Archons?

[PoisonWing14]

If I saw a flash anytime during it, I'd duck and cover!


What would you do if you were being sucked into a black hole?