Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, even admin powers can't get you toothpaste to remove your coffee stained teeth. ((Yes, I just went 353 pages.))

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, it's not permanent.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, that inextinguishable fire comes back.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, Shauni girl flies down and sweeps you away from the fire.

[Winters Rage]

Unfortunately, it's still not extinguished.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, the fire is currently the only thing seperating you from all your old enemies.

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, because of the intense heat, the floor you're standing on is collapsing.

[Winters Rage]

Luckily, there's concrete flooring a few inches under the other floor that you're currently standing on.

[Metalheadz]

((Luckily, eh? That sounds familiar.))

Unfortunately, that doesn't change the fact your enemies are after you.

[Winters Rage]

((Heh, you put unfortunately on mine XDD))

Fortunately, the leave because the fire is stopping them.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, a random dude calls you a coward for not fighting them

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, you don't care and say to yourself mentally "Sticks and stones....".

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, he gets the whole neighborhood to single you out

[Josiah]

Fortunately, they single you out to be the guest of honor at a big party.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the party is crashed by The Joker, who then proceeds to throw you off the top of a building.