Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Pikachu127]

My... Pancreas?!

Fortunately, its skills fail miserably.

[PoisonWing14]

(Yes, your Pancreas....It appaerently loves to kidnap you and play SSBB.)

Unfortunately, it trys a second time and succeeds, and turns you into its zombie minion.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you're saved once again by your pal The White Mage's Son and his Esuna spell.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, Kerrigan comes and enslaves you to the Zerg. (The combination of Zerg insanity and Zombie stupidity almost renders you a shell.)

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, you manage to regain your mind with the help of a mystical artifact.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, it WASN'T the Xel'Naga artifact that saved Kerrigan in SCII... It was a HYBRID ARTIFACT!

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, it's harmless

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, you then trip on a banana peel.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, when you trip you land in a convenient hiding place, allowing you to escape from the zerg.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, you now need to escape Bowser and his Goomba army

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, the Zerg army and the Goomba army wipe each other out.

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, the United Earth Directorate is after you now (along with several Protoss)

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, Super Josiah comes to the rescue

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, Kerrigan (who survived) captured Josiah and infested him.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, being the admin, Josiah is completely invincible and immune to everything.