Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, the bear that attempts to attack you dies immediately.

[Metalheadz]

((Dude, make your posts more relevant... >_>))

Unfortunately, the whole pack of bears come chasing after you.

[Winters Rage]

((It's a random game, it don't have to be relevant...))

Fortunately, you have enough sleeping darts to put each of them to sleep.

[Pikachu127]

((Thank you.))

Unfortunately, the sleeping darts only work for ten seconds, and turn the bears into something resembling zerg. (StarCraft) Heh heh heh.

[Metalheadz]

Fortunately, he's only a man-made dummy

[Pikachu127]

Unfortunately, the dummy feels the pain...

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, he dies quickly.

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, you now wander of into another part of the forest that has deadly gases instead of air.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, you have a gas mask (that works)...

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the poisonous gas is extremely flammable and explodes when you try to light a fire.

[Pikachu127]

Fortunately, you DON'T try to light a fire.

Wait, you're saying I did light a fire? Fine.

Fortunately, you are simply propelled upwards and land several feet away.

[Metalheadz]

Unfortunately, you land in a tub of sharks.

[Doodleshark]

Fortunately, they are harmless, adorable whale sharks.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, PETA shows up and arrests you for bothering the whale sharks.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, those series of events were actually just a dream because the 'poisonous gases' were only harmless bits of hallucinogenic gases in certain places.