Captain Smirk's Training Center: 10 Pieces of Eight

[Josiah]

Insults, retorts, or a full battle?

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Retorts, please.

[Josiah]

Ok.

"The way you move, you'll stab yourself before I reach you."

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

But even with a stab wound, I'll still beat you.

[Josiah]

"None who have faced me lived to tell the tale!"

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

That's because they all died laughing.

[Josiah]

3/5

"A baby like you should be playing with a rattle, not a sword!"

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

A fetus like you should be in your Mother's womb.

[Josiah]

4/5

"You hold your sword like a plumber!"

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Mario beats Bowser every tine.

[Josiah]

5/5

"I don't think I've ever seen a worse excuse for a pirate!"

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

Apparently, you've never looked in the mirror.

(You totally set that up.)

[Josiah]

((Yeah, this is a training match after all. Had to make sure you'd catch an easy one.))

Not bad overall. Your insults are short, to the point, and pretty good in the spelling and grammar department. There's a couple where I may not have judged in your favor, but you've certainly got the basics down.

[Blue Fire Cyndaquil]

The plumber one was hard

[Metalheadz]

Before I challenge someone... Insult training, please?