Fortunately, Unfortunately...
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Metalheadz
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, you find an escape hole in the floor of your house.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
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Doodleshark
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unforunately, Your Pancreas snatches you from the roof of your house with his Bloody Huge Zombie Condor.
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PoisonWing14
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, The zombie condor falls apart before it can pick you out of your escape hole.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, it's a magic zombie condor and can still fly away with you and Your Pancreas while its in pieces.
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PoisonWing14
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, It drops you and decides to eat your pancreas.
~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
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Doodleshark
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, being a zombie condor and all, there are several holes in its stomach lining, allowing Your Pancreas to escape. Also, it drops you from a hundred metres above the ground.
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Winters Rage
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, Your Mom catches you and Your Pancreas easily.
Winter - now know as Kinomora.
A remnant of a time long since past.
A remnant of a time long since past.
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Doodleshark
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, "Your Mom" is not actually your mother, but a former professional wrestler of questionable gender working for Your Pancreas.
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Winters Rage
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Fortunately, Pro wrestling is fake and she doesn't know how to hurt you without her script that the only copy was just thrown into a pool of lava erasing it from the face of the earth forever.
Winter - now know as Kinomora.
A remnant of a time long since past.
A remnant of a time long since past.
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Metalheadz
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
((That doesn't make a lot of sense. >_>))
Unfortunately, she had a spare in the closet full of monkeys.
Unfortunately, she had a spare in the closet full of monkeys.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
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Winters Rage
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
((This entire thread doesn't make sense, therefore, your argument is invalid.))
Fortunately, like I said earlier, the only scrip existing was wiped from existence. So you're still safe, and, Your Pancreas has seen the error of his ways and has decided to be your friend and stop trying to kill you!
Fortunately, like I said earlier, the only scrip existing was wiped from existence. So you're still safe, and, Your Pancreas has seen the error of his ways and has decided to be your friend and stop trying to kill you!
Winter - now know as Kinomora.
A remnant of a time long since past.
A remnant of a time long since past.
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Doodleshark
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, he is lying; as soon as your back is turned he knocks you out with a stun gun and drags you back to his Secret Lair of Evil.
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PoisonWing14
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
(I don't like writing "Fortunately"s. They're more difficult to write...)
Fortunately, He takes you back to his lair to play SSBB with him! He was just lonely. (and he is absolutly telling the truth. No lies. *death stare*)
Fortunately, He takes you back to his lair to play SSBB with him! He was just lonely. (and he is absolutly telling the truth. No lies. *death stare*)
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~ Quotes n' Stuff ~
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
"I have to blow everything up! It's the only way to prove I'm not crazy!"
- Gordon Freeman, "Freeman's Mind" - Episode 29
"Remember: Not only does crime not pay, but you don't get a health plan, either."
- Nick Brick, Lego Island
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Blastotoise
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Unfortunately, you beat him at SSBB and he rages and throws...Monkey stuff at you
Weepitang - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Steel; Abilities: Clear Body, Chlorophyll; Attacks: Take Down, Vine Whip, Psychic, Wrap. Level 17
............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer
............ - Gender: Male; Type: Fighting, Flying; Abilities: Guts, Inner Focus; Attacks: Leech Life, Leer, Low Kick, Revenge. Level 15
Sudonette - Gender: Male; Type: Rock, Ghost; Abilities: Insomnia, Rock Head; Attacks: Knock Off, Copycat,Rock throw, Curse. level 5
Metarion(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Grass, Metal; Abilities: Shield Dust, Sturdy; Attacks: Metal Claw, Tackle, Mud-Slap, Headbutt. Level 8
Shieldyu(SDC) - Gender: Male; Type: Water, Ground; Abilities: Sturdy, Natural Cure; Attacks: Tackle, Protect, Rapid Spin, take down. Level 5
Lola - Gender: Female; Type: Psychic, Flying; Abilities: Inner Focus, Synchronize; Attacks: Teleport, Leech Life, Leer
Silver wrote:I love you The n00b. You don't have to be jealous of actual n00bs. There's only room in my heart for you. I'm just... disappointed that you left me for so long. It was lonely... you promised you'd write to me, but you never did... the months passed by, and I still thought of you every day, but you never called. I never got any letters from you.
So eventually, I started to lose faith... I thought you had been killed in that terrible, terrible war. Or maybe that you had forgotten about me. It's been so long, you probably found another girl over there... I never stopped loving you, but I didn't think you cared about me anymore, so welcoming you back just would have been too painful for me... I'm sorry. I'm glad you've come back home *sniff*
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Metalheadz
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately...
Fortunately, the monkeys are friendly and decide to obey your every order.
1 John 3:1 See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are. The reason why the world does not know us is that it did not know him.
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