Mafia

[PoikSpirit]

Later, due to random votes, and another tie breaker, the group ended up in the bowling alley. No one there actually wanted to bowl, except Doodle, who suggested it (and broke the tie). So as everyone was watching Doodle bowl his ten frames, they had the bright idea to sneak out, and as they turned to leave, they heard Doodle screaming. When they turned around, they found Doodle half way down the bowling lane, speeding towards the pins. Strike!
Just one problem. People (and shark doodles) don't fit in the ball returner; just the ball, and the fingers still glued in the holes, came back.

The mafia is still loose.

[Josiah]

At the risk of being fingered for posting first, I'm going to go with my previous suspicions. Saber! Comitting murder just because you didn't want to go bowling? How could you?!?

[Siranae]

Odd choice of words there, Josiah, seeing as Doodle's fingers are the only parts of him that are left.

[PurplePrincess]

Oh, dear! That's terrible. At least he... ehm, rolled over... doing what he loved :)
I think it's only fair Saber gets to go. I mean, she did juuuust loose the tie last round.

[Doodleshark]

I'm a shark, didn't even know I had fingers...

[PoikSpirit]

Shh... You're a ghost. Besides, fins don't fit in the holes, why would a shark want to go bowling?

[Siranae]

Well, I guess it wasn't Doodle, after all. Well, I guess he could have planned all this himself. After all, he's the one who suggested we go bowling. But I don't see why he would want to kill of himself. Besides, Poik said the Mafia was still loose. And the Mafia can't be a ghost. Or can it? No, no it can't.

So, who could it be?

I would vote for Gar, because he is already guilty of murdering Sarah, but I'm still hesitant to vote for him yet, since he used to always be my go-to guy when it came to voting. So, I'll vote for PurplePrincess. She seems to only appear on the forums when there's voting. That's because, like every good criminal, she's returning to the scene of the crime!

[Phonox]

Poik obviously knows the identity of the killer among us, yet he stays quiet. He lurks in the shadows, coming out only when the flame of life has been extinguished, forcing us to vote one of our own to death, only to retreat into the shadows yet again.

He knows the identity of the Mafia, yet he toys with us, refusing to lock away the Mafia or even reveal his identity until we play his sadistic little game.

Poik knows the identity of the Mafia! He knows the Mafia will strike again! He holds the fate of each and every one of our lives in his hands and he knows it, but he does nothing! Therefore, Poik is equally as accountable for the deaths of Doodleshark, Silver, Gar, Penny, Little Suzy and Tiny Tim alike.

That is why, it is obvious who we must vote for. It is obvious who the guilty party is. It is obvious what we as the people must do because it must be done!

We must vote for Poik!
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I vote for Siranae, if you couldn't tell.

[PoikSpirit]

No, I shot the sheriff, I never shot Gar.
Besides, I never did find out who made the Mafia username on the forums.

[Phonox]

You still killed him. Now apologize to his severed head.

[PoikSpirit]

What severed head? All I see is this Gar head puppet.
*holds head and talks in a high pitched voice while moving the jaw* Hiya Phonox, how's voting?
See, nothing out of place. Now vote people.

Josiah-Saber
Silver-Lost a duel of wits with a Sicilian.
Phonox-Sira
Sira-Purple
Doodle-Is at those bowling lanes in the sky... Stuck in the ball returner for all eternity.
Gar-Head puppet
Cheez-Saber
Purple-Saber
Saber-
Poik-Creepy

[Siranae]

Doodle-Is at those bowling lanes in the sky... Stuck in the ball returner for all eternity.

My mommy says that thunder is just the sound of angels bowling.

[Cheezdude]

Saber

[PoikSpirit]

As the group (of three) turned on the helpless Saber, there was only one question on everyone's mind. Okay two, first, "Where is she, why isn't she voting?" and "Is that your final answer?"

Unfortunately, Saber didn't get the chance to defend herself (her vote wouldn't even bring it to a tie), as the three lunged and grabbed her by her arms and legs, dragging her against her will to the side of the Pebble Cliff.

"If it's any condolence," Poik said to her, "I voted for you for Best Overall Poster."

Then Cheez, Purple and Josiah threw her to her doom.

"Thank goodness we don't have to deal with that Mafia threat anymore." Poik exclaimed, triumphantly.

Cheez, Purple, and Josiah looked at each other, then back at the incessant narrator. What followed is too graphic to be written in a PG-13 forums. Lets just say eventually the narrator joined the Mafia at the bottom of the Pebble Cliff. The city of Pebblesville was safe again. Or was it?

I invoke my Always In clause and reject the title of narrator!

[Siranae]

This is why you were nominated, Poik. For your awesome posts in the Mafia section.

I'm in again too.