Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, it turns out that it was Your Pancreas's stunt double who died in the fire. The real one is just fine.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, 'Your Pancreas' trips and goes to a hospital because of a freak broken pancreas accident... by falling on a nail... so your safe from him... for now.

[Atma]

Unfortunately, you used a card to transform into Zeronos and caused people to forget about you.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, your friends (all two of them) still remember you.

[Atma]

Unfortunately, you get black-bagged by a shady organization

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, you have a heart and can't wield the keyblade so they let you go.

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, They let you go by droping you into an active volcano.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, you spread magical wings and fly safely away! (and since it's hot, the thermals are great! XD)

[Eclectric]

Unfortunately, they're the result of a power-up, and disappear before you can safely land.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, you had extras~

[Atma]

Unfortunately, you were just possessed by another imagin named Sieg, and he thinks he is royalty.

[Winters Rage]

Fortunately, he realizes how lame your life and calls you a peasant as he goes away.

[Atma]

Unfortunately, he has a point...

[Josiah]

Fortunately, considering how crazy things have been lately, you think a lame boring life may be nice.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, Trogdor burninates your peasant village.