Fortunately, Unfortunately...

Post by **Winters Rage** » Tue May 18, 2010 10:49 pm

Fortunately, you don't live in a peasant village.

Post by **Atma** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:06 am

Unfortunately, your family was murdered by the Dopant with the W memory.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Sun May 23, 2010 12:40 am

Fortunately, that was just a bad dream.

Post by **Josiah** » Sun May 23, 2010 12:46 pm

Unfortunately, it's hard to sleep when you keep having nightmares.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Sun May 23, 2010 6:02 pm

Fortunately, a doctor perscribes you some medication to help you sleep.

Post by **Eclectric** » Sun May 23, 2010 8:59 pm

Unfortunately, they put you into a coma for 100 years.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Mon May 24, 2010 11:25 am

Fortunately, now that it's 100 years later, everyone that was trying to kill you is now dead and their latter generations don't remember you~

Post by **Josiah** » Mon May 24, 2010 12:33 pm

Unfortunately, the future is ruled by evil aliens.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Mon May 24, 2010 1:52 pm

Fortunately, they melt when touched with the oil secreted from your fingertips, so you become their emperor.

Post by **Eclectric** » Mon May 24, 2010 7:57 pm

Unfortunately, an alien resistance forms against you, and they wear hazmat suits.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Mon May 24, 2010 8:48 pm

Fortunately, your spit can melt their Haz-mat suits so you can melt them by touching them, thus, killing them.

Post by **Doodleshark** » Mon May 24, 2010 9:08 pm

Unfortunately, a bunch of different of aliens abduct you in order to perform terrible experiments on you.

Post by **SuzuTitor** » Mon May 24, 2010 9:25 pm

Fortunately these experiments give you super-human powers.

Post by **Silver** » Mon May 24, 2010 9:55 pm

Unfortunately, they're all pretty lame powers, like Slimy Skin and Squid Summoning.

Post by **Winters Rage** » Tue May 25, 2010 12:03 am

Fortunately, you call a giant squid on them and kill them all!

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