Fortunately, Unfortunately...

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the devil fails you on your test anyways, 'cos he's the bleeding devil.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, on further review it's determined that the devil isn't allowed to judge a contest he's competing in and the inpartial panel of judges declares you to be the winner.

[Eclectric]

Unfortunately, the devil declares "best two out of three."

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, you have a time travel wormhole so you can go back in time and kill him before you have to go through his crazy test.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, Satan is immortal.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, you decide that a better use for your time machine would be to just go back and stop yourself from getting lung cancer so so you never get into this crazy mess in the first place.

[PoisonWing14]

Unfortunately, since you never remembered seeing yourself in the past you relize that something is going to happen to pervent you from going.

[Eclectric]

Fortunately, when someone travels in time they create an alternate timeline, and thus you have no reason to believe something will prevent you from going.

[Josiah]

Unfortunately, you hit the wrong button and end up going back to the middle ages.

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, It's many decades before the Black Plague.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, you appeared in front of several superstitous villagers who now believe you are a witch.

[PoisonWing14]

Fortunately, a Dragon saves you before you are burned at the stake.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, he is saving you for lunch.

[Josiah]

Fortunately, a knight shows up and slays the dragon.

[Doodleshark]

Unfortunately, the knight also believes you are a witch.